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ignorant
ignorant SuperDork
2/17/10 5:09 a.m.
Wally wrote: I am going to do that with some of the money from my Ford stock.

I was very close to buying stock in Ford in last Feb. It would have been a good call, but I just couldn't get it all together.

That kinda opportunity isn't going to pass me by again.

footinmouth
footinmouth GRM+ Memberand New Reader
2/17/10 5:40 a.m.

The new toyota commercial has the vehicle's going normal speed, no high speed closed corse with professional don't do this at home drivers here .

4cylndrfury
4cylndrfury SuperDork
2/17/10 7:02 a.m.
gamby wrote:
GameboyRMH wrote: The media's really having their way with this thing. When Explorers were spontaneously combusting, and 1st gen Focuses were rolling out of the factory with back seat legroom that could only accomodate a double amputee nobody batted an eye. Also, Toyota turned me into a newt! (I got better.)
What if a Toyota attacked me with a pointed stick???

Where? Behind the rabbit?

Wally
Wally GRM+ Memberand SuperDork
2/17/10 9:22 a.m.
minimac
minimac Dork
2/17/10 9:35 a.m.

Add to that the new reports of steering problems......

DukeOfUndersteer
DukeOfUndersteer SuperDork
2/17/10 9:40 a.m.

GameboyRMH
GameboyRMH GRM+ Memberand SuperDork
2/17/10 9:57 a.m.
DukeOfUndersteer wrote:

I realize that's photoshopped but that isn't actually a runaway truck ramp is it? 'Cuz it looks like it's going uphill

DukeOfUndersteer
DukeOfUndersteer SuperDork
2/17/10 10:05 a.m.

yup, for 18 wheelers for when they lose their brakes...

Giant Purple Snorklewacker
Giant Purple Snorklewacker SuperDork
2/17/10 10:07 a.m.
GameboyRMH wrote: I realize that's photoshopped but that isn't actually a runaway truck ramp is it? 'Cuz it looks like it's going uphill

Sure - they slow down faster when they go uphill. Around here they go uphill and have huge piles of sand at the end to slow them even faster.

GameboyRMH
GameboyRMH GRM+ Memberand SuperDork
2/17/10 12:05 p.m.

Uh but what happens when the truck with failed brakes does come to a stop?

Wally
Wally GRM+ Memberand SuperDork
2/17/10 12:15 p.m.

Its in fairly deep gravel so putting it in gear and the remains of the parking break should hold it no problem

Giant Purple Snorklewacker
Giant Purple Snorklewacker SuperDork
2/17/10 12:18 p.m.
GameboyRMH wrote: Uh but what happens when the truck with failed brakes does come to a stop?

Usually? The driver gets out and examines the remains of the payload strewn over the hillside... and if has them, puts on clean underwear.

Wally
Wally GRM+ Memberand SuperDork
2/17/10 12:21 p.m.

Theres always atleast one skidmark.

ClemSparks
ClemSparks SuperDork
2/17/10 12:41 p.m.

All this runaway truck talk brings to mind a couple of songs:

"Nitro Express" what's got, "I had to ride 'er down, I couldn't jump free or there'd be a big hole where that little town used to be."

and

"Wolf Crick Pass" (C.W. McCall...yes, I'm a nerd) which contains the eloquent lyrics "The sign said clearance to the twelve foot line, but the chickens was stacked to thirteen-nine. We shot that tunnel at a hundred and ten, like gas through a funnel and eggs through a hen. We took that top row of chickens off cleaner than scum off a Louisiana swamp!"

I don't care how off topic it is, you can't beat a good runaway truck song!

Clem

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