ultimate man toy

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/Military-SEE-tractor-Unimog-1988-backhoe-front-loader_W0QQitemZ150431626687QQcmdZViewItemQQptZMilitary_Vehicles?hash=item23066c75bf

a unimog with loader and backhoe?

Must not click link, must not click link......oooohhh my, I clicked the link

now that would be a sweet track toy....

I vote for the Fleshlight.

jg

aussiesmg wrote: Must not click link, must not click link......oooohhh my, I clicked the link

Just a brief 3 hours away from your house. I am sure that you don't need that kind of encouragement.

I expected the ultimate man toy to have more phallic undertones but in retrospect, this truck does have some big cajones

Could also be handy for the wtshtf thread with the chainsaw attachment.

Holy crap. I'm entirely too close to this thing.

Good thing I'm totally f'ing broke right now.

JG Pasterjak wrote: I vote for the Fleshlight. jg

You're one sick, demented and twisted individual.

We should hang out.

JG Pasterjak wrote: I vote for the Fleshlight. jg

I vote for women.. but you know..

JG Pasterjak wrote: I vote for the Fleshlight. jg

In hong klub, the phrase "Tight like prom night?" is often used in place of "Did you the E36 M3 out of it?"

ahh one of the vehicles of the zombie apocalypse I see

mk2mer wrote: Holy crap. I'm entirely too close to this thing. Good thing I'm totally f'ing broke right now.

Yeah, but you know you want to go look at it. Who the heck is driving that Mapquest car? 75 mi in almost two hours?

JG Pasterjak wrote: I vote for the Fleshlight. jg

Damn you! Newcastle just sprayed out of my nose...

fleshlight?

ignorant wrote:

JG Pasterjak wrote: I vote for the Fleshlight. jg

I vote for women.. but you know..

I thought the democrats were scared of voting for a woman???

Joey

joey48442 wrote:

ignorant wrote:

JG Pasterjak wrote: I vote for the Fleshlight. jg

I vote for women.. but you know..

I thought the democrats were scared of voting for a woman??? Joey

not afraid of women....

Just idiots who push abstinence on the world but can't push it on their own kids.

EricM wrote: fleshlight?

Google it, you'll be sorry you did.

Vajazzleing, fleshlights, dancing amputtes, and uni mogs. My brain is broken.

Time for bacon

driver109x wrote:

JG Pasterjak wrote: I vote for the Fleshlight. jg

Damn you! Newcastle just sprayed out of my nose...

Almost had Knob Creek squirt out mine. Would have been super painful.

ignorant wrote:

joey48442 wrote:

ignorant wrote:

JG Pasterjak wrote: I vote for the Fleshlight. jg

I vote for women.. but you know..

I thought the democrats were scared of voting for a woman??? Joey

not afraid of women.... Just idiots who push abstinence on the world but can't push it on their own kids.

No no, I didn't mean that sara palin d-bag, I meant the whole "people won't vote for a woman" hilliary Clinton thing.

Joey

Now all we need is a giant sandbox, and maybe some 6ft tall plastic soldiers

GameboyRMH wrote: Now all we need is a giant sandbox, and maybe some 6ft tall plastic soldiers

And FIRE! Yeah, FIRE!!! I'm not the only kid who melted all his army men in the blitzkrieg, am I?

poopshovel wrote:

GameboyRMH wrote: Now all we need is a giant sandbox, and maybe some 6ft tall plastic soldiers

And FIRE! Yeah, FIRE!!! I'm not the only kid who melted all his army men in the blitzkrieg, am I?

I sped up the process with gasoline.

joey48442 wrote: blah blah blah... hilliary Clinton thing. Joey

Why would you use Hillary in an argument about women? You would be better off using Rush, he has larger breasts to boot!

poopshovel wrote:

GameboyRMH wrote: Now all we need is a giant sandbox, and maybe some 6ft tall plastic soldiers

And FIRE! Yeah, FIRE!!! I'm not the only kid who melted all his army men in the blitzkrieg, am I?

Absolutely not.