unbelievable

I just had to run down to the store for the wife and saw a dude getting " oral satisfaction" in the car I parked next to.

6:45 in the evening at one of the busiest gas station/ convenience store/ McDonalds in the area. Pulled in next to them they both looked at me, went in got my stuff came back out glanced over at them she was going to town, he finished gave her some money got out and went back to his car at the pumps she just smiled at me and drove off I'm still in shock.

Never paid cash for it and never will.

Classy!

Saw something similar on the street outside my house on a Monday afternoon. Dunno if it was a professional exchange or a moment of passion - I have a hunch, though. I wouldn't care too much if (a) they weren't both pretty gross looking, or (b) the house across the street wasn't full of kids.

Next time I'm just going to stand there and gawk. If they ask what I'm doing I'll say, "Waiting my turn."

was at a company school (many yrs ago) in Atlanta... stayed at a Hilton on Peachtree Industrial... there were several businesses in a row with connecting parking lots... I went for a run one evening ( back before the knee surgeries ) and as I passed one car parked off by it's self saw 2 people sitting and apparently talking.... next lap saw only the driver (the male) head thrown back and one arm on the seat back... swerved over to look and there she was going to town on him... next lab they were through and both sitting up... swerved over again and banged the on the trunk as I went by.... they looked like they would about to jump out of their skin(s)... when I came around again car gone

There was a couple who used to meet for 'lunch' in a parking lot near where I worked, they'd park next to each other and tear it up in his Explorer. It was a running joke at work. Then one day I go to lunch, the Explorer is sitting there in its usual spot and there's a big ol' cop tapping on the glass.

racinginc215 wrote:

Kia_racer wrote: Never paid cash for it and never will.

Yeah ya have unless every date you ended up getting laid you paid by credit card. You must not be married either.

Every man pays for it in some way. I just stated that I never paid cash money for the pleasure of a womans company. That is to say directly.

I was doing some work at a facility where the city would keep it's salt stock piled for the winter. Which happened to be directly behind the courthouse. One day at lunch one of the city workers jumped in his G.F.'s van and they commenced to have sex, with the doors open in the courthouse parking lot. We were all standing there bewildered when another city worker said they've been doing that for years.

alex wrote: Saw something similar on the street outside my house on a Monday afternoon. Dunno if it was a professional exchange or a moment of passion - I have a hunch, though. I wouldn't care too much if (a) they weren't both pretty gross looking, or (b) the house across the street wasn't full of kids. Next time I'm just going to stand there and gawk. If they ask what I'm doing I'll say, "Waiting my turn."

I'm pretty sure I wouldn't want to go down on a another dude, and I don't see how going for right after some chick did it would make it any better.

Oh, wait, you meant next in line for her services? Never mind.

I've been in more than a few traffic jams in Chicago. I've seen more than a few times that another driver was actually enjoying the gridlock.

I'll try and top this:

After a recent football game (watching, not playing) we went back to a friends house. First thing we did was wander to get some alcohol (obviously).

On our way back (this is about 11 o'clock, nice neighbourhood in Calgary) we go by one intersection directly in front of my friends house. As we get close to the corner, an older dude (probably ~60yo, considering the white hair) pulls up to the stop sign at the corner, stops quickly, young skinny asian dude gets out quickly, and walks across the street. All while we were staring at him.

Now, I'm not one to jump to conclusions... oh wait a minute, yes I am. They clearly did not say "bye" or "see you soon" or anything, literally stopped at the corner, asian got out, and walked across the street.

In reply to HiTempguy:

It was a "cultural exchange". I'm certain the petri dish test results would prove it.

I work in the casinos here in Atlantic City. At the pool here at Harrah's one night, I actually watched a couple lay down in the bamboo and go at it.. with 3000 people (that's not a typo, that's 3000) in the room with them and no walls, curtains, or even a towel to keep them private.

What kind of car was it?

On one of our many roadtrips in the motorhome, I was riding along in the shotgun seat, looking out/down at the scenery and my fellow travelers, as we pulled alongside a car with a grimacing guy driving--and no wonder, his little blonde cocker spaniel was hopping up and down on his package. I made a point of giving him a little head shake and an "aw, your dog is cute but silly" look as the guy gazed up at me.

I love it when your brain puns you and you don't even realize it. I realized that while it was a blonde, it was not a cocker--least not a spaniel--just as his eyes and mine met. Awkward. I told Tim to shower down on it and we got the heck out of there. (Didn't tell him why until later; otherwise we would've been hanging there in the passing lane forever, and that's just rude.)

Margie

Is that "speed dating"?

If so, then I'm guilty of being on the receiving end of speed dating. The book 'The World According to Garp' has a chapter dealing with that very subject that ends in a rather unpleasant manner.

When I worked at the Ford place we sold conversion vans. One afternoon there was all kinds of hubbub and commotion around the place, it turns out that two new salespeople were caught in flagrante delicto testing one of the beds. They were hauled out of the van by the GM, fired on the spot and had not even had a chance to get their clothes back on.

The girl had been married for all of 2 weeks, and not to him.

HiTempguy wrote: I'll try and top this: After a recent football game (watching, not playing) we went back to a friends house. First thing we did was wander to get some alcohol (obviously). On our way back (this is about 11 o'clock, nice neighbourhood in Calgary) we go by one intersection directly in front of my friends house. As we get close to the corner, an older dude (probably ~60yo, considering the white hair) pulls up to the stop sign at the corner, stops quickly, young skinny asian dude gets out quickly, and walks across the street. All while we were staring at him. Now, I'm not one to jump to conclusions... oh wait a minute, yes I am. They clearly did not say "bye" or "see you soon" or anything, literally stopped at the corner, asian got out, and walked across the street.

Oh to be able to buy alcohol after 9pm.

nicksta43 wrote: he finished gave her some money

You could have called the cops, you know.

I'm in about my sixth month as a bus driver. I've had one accident and four vandelisms and am trying to finish my year probabtion without anymore problems. It's a quite saturday so I am given a bus with coach type seats instead of the regular hard city bus type seats. A couple gets on at the first stop and goes directly to the back. I can't see them in the mirror because of the high seats. A few more people get on, mostly young men finishing late shifts at resturanys. some go to the back, turn around and move towards the front. No one is saying anything. I look up every so often and see eveeryone is looking back but I can't see why. I kinda have a guess but the less I know the better off I am. Sitting at a light she lets out a Meg Ryan sound a like contest, gets up and starts fixing her skirt and moving toward the door, closely followed by her friend trying to quickly get his pants straightened out.

stuart in mn wrote:

nicksta43 wrote: he finished gave her some money

You could have called the cops, you know.

Yes, I should have, but I have to amend that to "appeared to give her money" because I didn't actually see money exchange. It's one of those things where the mind fills in the blanks.

I was so bewildered I didn't think to get a tag number and didn't have my phone with me anyway. They would have been long gone by the time I got home and I don't know what the cops could have done with that.

stuart in mn wrote:

nicksta43 wrote: he finished gave her some money

You could have called the cops, you know.

No need, they already know where to go.

And she washed it down with a gas station hotdog.