unbelievable

Jensenman wrote: There was a couple who used to meet for 'lunch' in a parking lot near where I worked, they'd park next to each other and tear it up in his Explorer. It was a running joke at work. Then one day I go to lunch, the Explorer is sitting there in its usual spot and there's a big ol' cop tapping on the glass.

Did you used to work at the Circuit City in Rivergate? There was the exact same situation there. Every day around lunch, early 90's Explorer, and some not so subtle car movement's (twin I-beam suspensions don't stop a lot of swaying.)

Years ago, went to meet a guy at BigBoy's Lounge. I'd never been there, but it seemed nice enough. My bud was running late, so I just watched guys shooting darts, pool, etc, and after a couple beers, went to the john. One of the stalls had several guys standing in line outside of it. That's weird, I thought, as there were other empty stalls. When I looked closer I could see this girl sitting on the crapper giving out BJs.

Went back to the bar, and my friend came in. I told him what I'd seen, and he asked if she was blonde. Yeah, says I. To which he replied..

"Yeah, that's Debbie. She's here every Saturday night."

One night many years ago I was chillin' in a parking lot with some other car guys (who probably would have been ricers if they could afford it). It was just off a main road, near an open-air restaurant in a touristy area.

And in the back of an EP90 starlet a young couple is going at it. One guy taps on the glass and the dude doesn't even slow down, and his girlfriend doesn't seem to care either. Classy.

My boss used to work in a building right near the entrance to the cruise terminal. Apparently a lot of foreign women come off the boat, decide they want to experience the local men RIGHT NOW and hop behind some of the tall hedges around this building with the first local dude they see.

Of course I don't look like a local myself

I told Tim to shower down on it ..........i anit heard that in years, thanks for the laugh!