Ute Me

She likes the look of the rig I'm runnin':

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rh_NKFid9Gk

Two things:

1) I thought Australians were cool.

2) Apparently music can get even more painful to listen to than Rebecca Black.

This video reinforces three things I already thought about Australians:

1. They like utes

2. The women are hot

3. Australians are rednecks

That's pretty bogan mate.

As attractive as the woman was, and as much as I like utes, this... this I cannot condone.

Do they all come with stripper poles in the back or will I have to special order mine that way?

I think all aussie cars have them- it's what keeps them on the road in the pics you see on CL, just been shopped out most times.

I turned off the sound and imagined Bill Withers singing: "Just keep on Ute'n me, Until you Ute me up."

I'm not opening the link, in fact, I didn't even open this thread.

DrBoost wrote: I'm not opening the link, in fact, I didn't even open this thread.

You need to work on that "plausibile deniability" thing.

Oh, and here's further proof that us freedom-colonials have an awful lot in common with our convict-colonial cousins.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OSTWjAsvxDA

Anti-stance wrote: This video reinforces three things I already thought about Australians: 1. They like utes 2. The women are hot 3. Australians are rednecks

Yepper.

oldsaw wrote:

DrBoost wrote: I'm not opening the link, in fact, I didn't even open this thread.

You need to work on that "plausibile deniability" thing. Oh, and here's further proof that us freedom-colonials have an awful lot in common with our convict-colonial cousins. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OSTWjAsvxDA

Was that country mixed with dubstep? I mean, I knew my ears could bleed, but I had NO idea blood could actually be forcibly ejected.

Who knew there was an Australian JC Whitney catalog?

You get the twang accent if you're from southern Australia?

914Driver wrote: You get the twang accent if you're from southern Australia?

Shouldn't that be Northern Australia what with the southern hemisphere and all..

Wally wrote: Who knew there was an Australian JC Whitney catalog?

This seriously...

Also

914Driver wrote: You get the twang accent if you're from southern Australia?

Just more proof that the twang thing is an affectation like Madonna's fake British accent.

That dubstep + country thing was horrrrrible.

mndsm wrote: Was that country mixed with dubstep? I mean, I knew my ears could bleed, but I had NO idea blood could actually be forcibly ejected.

I can't even imagine this. I'm definitely not opening that link now.

Edit: Curiosity got the better of me. I now understand the regret H.P. Lovecraft characters suffered.