windsordeluxe
windsordeluxe New Reader
9/19/12 8:37 a.m.

This morning I was walking the dogs around my girlfriends apartment I realized that we were dodging more glass than usual. At some point during the night, someone decided to break windows and steal stuff to pawn for meth money. As I approached my Volvo 240 Wagon, I knew I was an idiot for leaving a used $50 GPS on the windshield, but to my surprise it was still there. Also there were pieces of rock left behind too. The driver's side window was badly beaten, but not defeated. It also appears that this is where their rock weilding fury ended since they did not touch the girlfriends G35 which has a Valentine One stuck to the glass.
Essentially I learned 2 things: Don't be an idiot and leave anything valuable in your car and Volvo glass is awesome.

mad_machine
mad_machine GRM+ Memberand MegaDork
9/19/12 9:04 a.m.

and here I was hoping the car had locked somebody inside it....

mrhappy
mrhappy HalfDork
9/19/12 9:12 a.m.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L91_K-s4pMM

914Driver
914Driver MegaDork
9/19/12 9:32 a.m.
windsordeluxe wrote: Don't be an idiot and leave anything valuable in your car and Volvo glass is awesome.

He was tired out by the time he got to you. CrackHeads have no stamina.

RossD
RossD UberDork
9/19/12 10:37 a.m.

"How can you be asleep when you're high on crack, Rhonda? Huh? Little Chinese riddle for ya."

dculberson
dculberson SuperDork
9/19/12 1:05 p.m.

You should bill everyone parked after you for protection services. The 240 saved them from a break-in.

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