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Toyman01
Toyman01 GRM+ Memberand UltimaDork
8/6/14 3:17 p.m.

Faster than a speeding rotary, able to leap tall beer cans on the way to the fridge!

It's...pause for dramatic effect...Grumpy Old Bastard!!!

Good to see you so cheerful Saturday. Keep up the spirits and remember I'm not that far away if you need anything.

Curmudgeon
Curmudgeon MegaDork
8/6/14 3:38 p.m.

I'll have you know I do NOT leap tall beer cans, I suck 'em dry. I do pass more gas than a 13BT under boost... mebbe I should get that checked too.

mndsm
mndsm MegaDork
8/6/14 4:30 p.m.

num num num beer.

poopshovel
poopshovel MegaDork
8/6/14 6:36 p.m.
Curmudgeon wrote: I'll have you know I do NOT leap tall beer cans, I suck 'em dry. I do pass more gas than a 13BT under boost... mebbe I should get that checked too.

I read this as "Party at Mike's place." What's up?

*Like "You" mike. Not "me" mike.

Curmudgeon
Curmudgeon MegaDork
8/6/14 7:21 p.m.

We'll wreck your place first.

Trivia: some of the crap I'm taking makes my pee green. Not what I was expecting at all. So I guess I better drink some more beer to dilute the color.

mndsm
mndsm MegaDork
8/6/14 8:01 p.m.

Now you can legitimately ask "WHO SHREK'D IN THE TOILET!"

EastCoastMojo
EastCoastMojo GRM+ Memberand Mod Squad
8/6/14 8:36 p.m.

Green pee is the first sign of gaining superpowers. Green marks on yourbody, then green pee? Sounds like you gots tha HULK formula.

Stay calm, until it's time to SMASH!

Appleseed
Appleseed MegaDork
8/6/14 10:36 p.m.

Stop drinking so much Minotaur!

TRoglodyte
TRoglodyte SuperDork
8/7/14 8:07 p.m.
Curmudgeon wrote: We'll wreck your place first. I am not a Doctor, nor do I play one on TV. But as an accomplished beer filter I concur on your choice of dilution liquid. Have at it. Trivia: some of the crap I'm taking makes my pee green. Not what I was expecting at all. So I guess I better drink some more beer to dilute the color.
TRoglodyte
TRoglodyte SuperDork
8/7/14 8:08 p.m.

aaaand I broke the internets?

Curmudgeon
Curmudgeon MegaDork
8/8/14 8:31 a.m.

Tolja there was gonna be postwhorin'. Didn't expect the ripple effects so quickly, though...

News flash: radiation flashburns are interesting, to say the least. This morning I'm laying in that big buzzy machine and I'm wondering if I can just go home, prop open the microwave door and git sum do it yerself radiation treatments.

KyAllroad
KyAllroad Reader
8/8/14 9:37 a.m.

Awww man, you gots a good attitude about this. Kick cancers' ass!!!!

Have you asked if you can hold some microwave popcorn during your next nuking? Be all multitasking and all, and I don't think there has been a popcorn based superhero yet. :-)

Curmudgeon
Curmudgeon MegaDork
8/8/14 12:47 p.m.

Oooh, I like! 'Able to lube your fingers in a single bag... it's POPCORN MAN!'

AngryCorvair
AngryCorvair GRM+ Memberand UltimaDork
8/8/14 4:39 p.m.
Curmudgeon wrote:
Lesley wrote: Let the postwhoring begin! Hopefully we, your fellow dorks and whores, can whore-post in solidarity.
Umm, Lesley... the docs say I might not have much longer...

i can't believe it took you three pages...

Swank Force One
Swank Force One MegaDork
8/8/14 4:45 p.m.

Oh noes, i'm in jeopardy!!!!

Stay strong dude! Somebody's gotta keep me running!

Curmudgeon
Curmudgeon MegaDork
8/8/14 5:06 p.m.

In reply to AngryCorvair:

Dood, I'm a gentleman...

mndsm
mndsm MegaDork
8/8/14 11:00 p.m.
Swank Force One wrote: Oh noes, i'm in jeopardy!!!! Stay strong dude! Somebody's gotta keep me running!

I cannot wait til we get the leaderboard again.

mad_machine
mad_machine GRM+ Memberand MegaDork
8/9/14 9:08 a.m.
Curmudgeon wrote: Oooh, I like! 'Able to lube your fingers in a single bag... it's POPCORN MAN!'

I think I would be afraid of his super powers....

Glad to here you are keeping up the faith... we are all pulling (and popping) for you

oldeskewltoy
oldeskewltoy SuperDork
8/9/14 11:06 a.m.

I was going to ask you to leave me your cars.... then I saw it was a Jenson,.......

best of luck in your battle...

TRoglodyte
TRoglodyte SuperDork
8/9/14 11:57 a.m.
Curmudgeon wrote: In reply to AngryCorvair: Dood, I'm a gentleman...

Green pee does not a gentleman make.

Curmudgeon
Curmudgeon MegaDork
8/9/14 12:05 p.m.
oldeskewltoy wrote: I was going to ask you to leave me your cars.... then I saw it was a Jenson,....... best of luck in your battle...

Oh you bastard. Just for that I'm gonna leave you a Triumph Herald.

wbjones
wbjones UltimaDork
8/9/14 2:05 p.m.

shouldn't that be reserved for aussiesmg … doesn't Steve have the North American market for those cornered ?

mndsm
mndsm MegaDork
8/9/14 3:09 p.m.
wbjones wrote: shouldn't that be reserved for aussiesmg … doesn't Steve have the North American market for those cornered ?

I thought he cornered the market on giant trucks and 3rd gen camaros.

ryanty22
ryanty22 Dork
8/9/14 3:41 p.m.

Hell a triumph Herald sounds like a good deal

TRoglodyte
TRoglodyte SuperDork
8/9/14 8:55 p.m.

In reply to Curmudgeon:

Where do you think your going?you started this thread to postwhore in,get busy.

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