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oldeskewltoy
oldeskewltoy SuperDork
8/10/14 6:08 p.m.
Curmudgeon wrote:
oldeskewltoy wrote: I was going to ask you to leave me your cars.... then I saw it was a Jenson,....... best of luck in your battle...
Oh you bastard. Just for that I'm gonna leave you a Triumph Herald.

Hmmmmm Hearld Coupe... or Vert would be WAY cool with a mostly stock 4AGE and a T50....

beat this... (the cancer)

Curmudgeon
Curmudgeon MegaDork
8/11/14 5:40 p.m.

Me, I think I'd like to have a Herald estate. Cool. In the 'really crappy timing' department, there is a Jensen GT for sale in Asheville. Damn damn DAMN.

KyAllroad
KyAllroad Reader
8/15/14 12:42 a.m.

How goes things man? We're all pulling for you. Give us good news!!

Curmudgeon
Curmudgeon MegaDork
8/15/14 6:18 a.m.

So far so good. Headed out for another session in the microwave shortly. Docs are saying 6 to 7 weeks till I am able to go back to work. Lesley, that means I still have some free time...

mndsm
mndsm MegaDork
8/15/14 7:22 a.m.

Good to hear. I was getting worried I might be chasing sf1 solo.

GameboyRMH
GameboyRMH GRM+ Memberand MegaDork
8/15/14 8:13 a.m.
Curmudgeon wrote: So far so good. Headed out for another session in the microwave shortly.

Great, now I imagined you standing in the machine, rotating slowly, and then hearing a ding when you're done.

And now I imagined the same thing but you're wearing a medical gown with buttcrack showing

mndsm
mndsm MegaDork
8/15/14 8:28 a.m.

Now is he gonna be like in a microwave where the outside is flaming hot but the center is still ice cold? I'm not checking that.

Curmudgeon
Curmudgeon MegaDork
8/15/14 8:43 a.m.

Yeah, I keep thinking about Hot Pockets. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wmHSe_S04CU

AngryCorvair
AngryCorvair GRM+ Memberand UltimaDork
8/15/14 4:36 p.m.
wbjones
wbjones UltimaDork
8/15/14 6:44 p.m.

Curmudgeon
Curmudgeon MegaDork
8/16/14 7:30 a.m.

Yeah, Pat's a classy guy ain't he?

AngryCorvair
AngryCorvair GRM+ Memberand UltimaDork
8/17/14 11:30 a.m.
Curmudgeon wrote: Yeah, Pat's a classy guy ain't he?

i'm an applications engineer. i make things happen. all you gotta do is get the lady's buy-in, and you're $1500 away from having a kick-ass weekend.

Curmudgeon
Curmudgeon MegaDork
8/17/14 2:10 p.m.

Shoot, I figured you already had that done as well... Lesley is (understandably) gonna kick my ass if I don't shut up!

Toyman01
Toyman01 GRM+ Memberand UltimaDork
8/17/14 2:12 p.m.
Curmudgeon wrote: Shoot, I figured you already had that done as well... Lesley is (understandably) gonna kick my ass if I don't shut up!

Why yes, yes she is. Someone video tape it.

Curmudgeon
Curmudgeon MegaDork
8/17/14 2:18 p.m.

I'd be an easy target right now.

TRoglodyte
TRoglodyte SuperDork
8/17/14 2:41 p.m.
Curmudgeon wrote: I'd be an easy target right now.

Addled by pain killers and delusional from treatments . Soldier on !

Dusterbd13
Dusterbd13 Dork
8/17/14 2:59 p.m.

Im going to be in a similar situation in a week. Ankle surgery and a week flat on my back. Can i whore in your thread too?

And Lesley is safe. Painkillers tend to make less of a man of you. My wife giggled when the doctor warned her about that.

Curmudgeon
Curmudgeon MegaDork
8/17/14 3:22 p.m.

In reply to Dusterbd13:

I haz a sad.

Appleseed
Appleseed MegaDork
8/17/14 11:40 p.m.

Screw with the docs next time and bring microwave popcorn with you. Mutter something like, "I'm hungry..."

KyAllroad
KyAllroad Reader
8/18/14 6:04 a.m.
Dusterbd13 wrote: And Lesley is safe. Painkillers tend to make less of a man of you. My wife giggled when the doctor warned her about that.

Hmmm. My experience with heavy painkillers wasn't a loss of hydraulic pressure but an inability to ever cross the finish line. YMMV however.

Dusterbd13
Dusterbd13 Dork
8/18/14 6:19 a.m.

Maybe that's why she giggled.

And carmudgeon: ill PayPal you ten bucks if you take a picture in the giant microwave nuking a bag of.popcorn. I really wanna see if it would work.

Curmudgeon
Curmudgeon MegaDork
8/18/14 8:28 a.m.

In reply to Appleseed:

I made a crack about balancing a Jimmy Dean sausage egg and cheese croissant on my chest; one of the techs screwed her face up as in 'WTF?'. The other looked at her and said 'he's making a microwave joke'.

I might bring a bag of Orville Redenbacher tomorrow morning.

GameboyRMH
GameboyRMH GRM+ Memberand MegaDork
8/18/14 10:30 a.m.

Yeah seriously it won't work. What you should try, is taking a spider in there to see if you get superpowers

wbjones
wbjones UltimaDork
8/18/14 1:13 p.m.

Mike with superpowers could be a scary thing

Toyman01
Toyman01 GRM+ Memberand UltimaDork
8/18/14 5:02 p.m.
wbjones wrote: Mike with superpowers could be a scary thing

I would have to leave the state at a minimum. I'm not even sure the east coast would be safe anymore.

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