Was Kim Jong Il Grassroots?

He was always wearing Dickies Work Wear. Was he working on an old Mustang in his off time? Rebuilding a GM transmission?

If they has grease, I would say yes, but he a poser. He wants to be grassroots.

Edit: He wanted to be grassroots.

$850,000 per year on Cognac isn't Grassroots is it?

Does anyone else think that people in military uniforms with those flat top hats standing at attention look like a bunch of nails that need to be driven in (or is it just me)?

Giant Purple Snorklewacker wrote: Does anyone else think that people in military uniforms with those flat top hats standing at attention look like a bunch of nails that need to be driven in (or is it just me)?

Photoshop is needed to fully illustrate this.

If they were attractive, and female, I'd help nail them down. Just sayin'.

In reply to N Sperlo:

I think what needs photoshopped is Mr Kim wrenching on his hot rod camaro since he already has on his Dickies.

In reply to ultraclyde:

In that case, he also needs his new mullet shopped in.

pinchvalve wrote:

2012 Challenge poster?

What was the GRM racoon reference again?

He has freakishly short legs in that.... waaait a minute. I know a photoshop when I see one...

Clearly, all of his henchmen went into an army surplus store and said "Give me the biggest freakin' hat you've got comrade." They look like cartoon characters.

Besides, everyone knows only Marines can rock those hats and look cool.

kazoospec wrote: Besides, everyone knows only Marines can rock those hats and look cool.

Wrong you are, motherberkeleyer!

kazoospec wrote: Besides, everyone knows only Marines can rock those hats and look cool.

Nah... they all still look like tools. No one wants to tell them though because they get all dangerous in groups.

Osterkraut wrote:

kazoospec wrote: Besides, everyone knows only Marines can rock those hats and look cool.

Wrong you are, motherberkeleyer!

I stand corrected.

This is a repost but it's too funny to lose to GRM history...

pinchvalve wrote:

See? Told ya. Thanks Pinchy.

RX Reven' wrote: This is a repost but it's too funny to lose to GRM history...

I work a half mile from Archie McPhee's and have been buying those things for my tongue for years. They're awesome, keep my tongue clean and fresh, and allow me to feel closer to a twisted Asian communist cult of personality like no other consumer product can!

http://www.mcphee.com/shop/products/Dear-Leader-Tongue-Scraper.html

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zw-JPSFYlks&feature=player_embedded

Now a collector's item.

He was always looking at things too.

http://kimjongillookingatthings.tumblr.com/

Goodnight sweet prince.

N Sperlo wrote: He has freakishly short legs in that.... waaait a minute. I know a photoshop when I see one...

Shopped... I can tell by the pixels.

In reply to neon4891:

I want that on the side of a 70's short wheelbase custom van. With portholes.