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NYG95GA
NYG95GA SuperDork
8/4/10 9:04 a.m.

I love having interesting conversations with people

Yesterday I was talking to a girl at the neighborhood tavern about good rewatchable movies. She said she'd seen 'Dirrty Dancing" 56 times.

I was saying that the movie was a real sleeper, and Patrick Swayze was really hot and nailed that role.

She agreed. I mentioned that even though I'm not gay, that I would screw Patrick Swayze.

She replied.. "Well I'm gay, and I'd screw him too.

Platinum90
Platinum90 SuperDork
8/4/10 9:08 a.m.

well, you have something in common...

Kendall_Jones
Kendall_Jones Reader
8/4/10 9:15 a.m.

NSFW due to language:

If I had to...

KJ

4cylndrfury
4cylndrfury SuperDork
8/4/10 9:25 a.m.

I bet her chain wallet would turn him off...

EastCoastMojo
EastCoastMojo GRM+ Memberand SuperDork
8/4/10 9:39 a.m.

I think she's probably posting abut you on some internet forum.

HiTempguy
HiTempguy HalfDork
8/4/10 9:42 a.m.
NYG95GA wrote: She replied.. "Well *I'm* gay, and I'd screw him too.

Isn't that your "in"? Maybe shes into roleplaying and you can dress up like Swayze.

93celicaGT2
93celicaGT2 SuperDork
8/4/10 9:42 a.m.

Hrmmm.... i have man-crushes, but Patrick Swayze is not one of them.

aircooled
aircooled SuperDork
8/4/10 9:48 a.m.

I'm F'ing Matt Damon...

neon4891
neon4891 SuperDork
8/4/10 9:49 a.m.

Are we talking 80's Swayze, or the 1 year dead body?

914Driver
914Driver SuperDork
8/4/10 9:52 a.m.

You didn't tell her you were a lesbian trapped in a man's body?

93celicaGT2
93celicaGT2 SuperDork
8/4/10 10:14 a.m.
aircooled wrote: I'm F'ing Matt Damon...

Ehhh... i can't get behind that. (no pun intended.)

I'm more of a Ryan Reynolds, Paul Rudd, Colin Farrell kind of guy.

914Driver
914Driver SuperDork
8/4/10 10:26 a.m.
racinginc215 wrote: Fags.

I don't understand how British cigarettes fit in ....

bravenrace
bravenrace Dork
8/4/10 10:54 a.m.

Hmm, Are you sure you're not gay??

4cylndrfury
4cylndrfury SuperDork
8/4/10 11:08 a.m.
914Driver wrote:
racinginc215 wrote: Fags.
I don't understand how British cigarettes fit in ....

I thought it was a bundle of sticks?

joey48442
joey48442 SuperDork
8/4/10 11:27 a.m.

My man crush has not posted to this thread yet...

Joey

Powar
Powar Dork
8/4/10 11:28 a.m.

lol.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VX0SD_cazhs

Osterkraut
Osterkraut Dork
8/4/10 11:30 a.m.

Looks confused, backs out of the room muttering "must have mistyped the URL..."

Platinum90
Platinum90 SuperDork
8/4/10 11:51 a.m.
joey48442 wrote: My man crush has not posted to this thread yet... Joey

Johnny "Baconator" Brown?

JG Pasterjak
JG Pasterjak Production/Art Director
8/4/10 1:19 p.m.

Clooney.

I'd nail George Clooney like a non-union carpenter. And not even in a gay way. Just like two completely heterosexual guys who are so confident in their heterosexuality they don't feel a bit weird doing it all night long in the empty hotel room he never has the courtesy to join me in.

jg

aircooled
aircooled SuperDork
8/4/10 1:19 p.m.
4cylndrfury wrote: I thought it was a bundle of sticks?

Nope, that's a faggot.

Salanis
Salanis SuperDork
8/4/10 1:27 p.m.

"Mr Swayze, we think you are one of the finest non-Arnold actors working today."

http://www.movieweb.com/tv/TEyTGzCEU2moCC/HUKVALPPNwODPP

TJ
TJ SuperDork
8/4/10 1:27 p.m.
neon4891 wrote: Are we talking 80's Swayze, or the 1 year dead body?

That was going to be my question as well. I'm not sure which answer would sit better with me if I had to make the choice.

bravenrace
bravenrace Dork
8/4/10 2:04 p.m.

I'm leaving this thread never to return...

Powar
Powar Dork
8/4/10 2:18 p.m.
JG Pasterjak wrote: Clooney. I'd nail George Clooney like a non-union carpenter. And not even in a gay way. Just like two completely heterosexual guys who are so confident in their heterosexuality they don't feel a bit weird doing it all night long in the empty hotel room he never has the courtesy to join me in. jg

Oh my... So glad I wasn't drinking something when I read this.

ansonivan
ansonivan HalfDork
8/4/10 3:13 p.m.

Did someone say Patrick Swayze?

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