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Marty!
Marty! Dork
8/4/10 7:03 p.m.

I'm going to say John Goodman. So when the deed is done and he collapses on me in the end I'll just suffocate and die - never having to relive the horror that just happened.

Lesley
Lesley SuperDork
8/4/10 7:46 p.m.

You know, I wouldn't berkeley Elvis. Uh uh, no way - too soft, too unhealthy lookin'. Too pretty boy looking, and ewww, that greasy hair stuff! Matt Damon, maybe, he's pretty hot stuff in those spy movies. Russell Crowe as Maxiumus... abso-berkeleying-lutely. And who was the dude who played the Comedian in the Watchmen? Yah, I'd do him too.

Lesley
Lesley SuperDork
8/4/10 7:47 p.m.
Powar wrote:
JG Pasterjak wrote: Clooney. I'd nail George Clooney like a non-union carpenter. And not even in a gay way. Just like two completely heterosexual guys who are so confident in their heterosexuality they don't feel a bit weird doing it all night long in the empty hotel room he never has the courtesy to join me in. jg
Haaahaaaaaaaa.... um, can I watch?
JG Pasterjak
JG Pasterjak Production/Art Director
8/4/10 7:53 p.m.
Lesley wrote:
Powar wrote:
JG Pasterjak wrote: Clooney. I'd nail George Clooney like a non-union carpenter. And not even in a gay way. Just like two completely heterosexual guys who are so confident in their heterosexuality they don't feel a bit weird doing it all night long in the empty hotel room he never has the courtesy to join me in. jg
Haaahaaaaaaaa.... um, can I watch?

You might learn a thing or two.

On the other hand, you would see things that you could never un-see.

jg

Jensenman
Jensenman SuperDork
8/4/10 7:57 p.m.

I ain't George Clooney by a long shot, but with beer goggles you never know... 'in the dark all cats are gray'.

Next time I make the Challenge I'm standing with my back to the wall.

joey48442
joey48442 SuperDork
8/4/10 8:20 p.m.
Platinum90 wrote:
joey48442 wrote: My man crush has not posted to this thread yet... Joey
Johnny "Baconator" Brown?

Maybe....

Joey

Kia_racer
Kia_racer HalfDork
8/4/10 8:29 p.m.
bravenrace wrote: I'm leaving this thread never to return...

I second this!!

NYG95GA
NYG95GA SuperDork
8/4/10 9:49 p.m.
JG Pasterjak wrote:
Lesley wrote:
Powar wrote:
JG Pasterjak wrote: Clooney. I'd nail George Clooney like a non-union carpenter. And not even in a gay way. Just like two completely heterosexual guys who are so confident in their heterosexuality they don't feel a bit weird doing it all night long in the empty hotel room he never has the courtesy to join me in. jg
Haaahaaaaaaaa.... um, can I watch?
You might learn a thing or two. On the other hand, you would see things that you could never un-see. jg

Hey Lesley, didn' t you nail Clooney on the set during the Oh Brother Coen brothers movie? I'm pretty sure since you were cast as his wife you had plenty of oppurtunity.

You are Holly Hunter , right?

jrw1621
jrw1621 SuperDork
8/4/10 9:57 p.m.
NYG95GA wrote: I love having interesting conversations with people Yesterday I was talking to a girl at the neighborhood tavern about good rewatchable movies. She said she'd seen 'Dirrty Dancing" 56 times. I was saying that the movie was a real sleeper, and Patrick Swayze was really hot and nailed that role. She agreed. I mentioned that even though I'm not gay, that *I* would screw Patrick Swayze. She replied.. "Well *I'm* gay, and I'd screw him too.

So she ditched your creepy come-on by telling you she was gay?
Congrats to her, seems to have worked.

PS: Nobody puts Baby in a corner!

Lesley
Lesley SuperDork
8/4/10 10:45 p.m.

Hey Lesley, didn' t you nail Clooney on the set during the Oh Brother Coen brothers movie? I'm pretty sure since you were cast as his wife you had plenty of oppurtunity.

You are Holly Hunter , right?

Not me, I woulda remembered that. Besides, I'm British Canadian without a trace of that there cute lil southern accent Holly has.

Wally
Wally GRM+ Memberand SuperDork
8/5/10 2:01 a.m.
914Driver wrote:
racinginc215 wrote: Fags.
I don't understand how British cigarettes fit in ....

Wally
Wally GRM+ Memberand SuperDork
8/5/10 2:02 a.m.
JG Pasterjak wrote: Clooney. I'd nail George Clooney like a non-union carpenter. And not even in a gay way. Just like two completely heterosexual guys who are so confident in their heterosexuality they don't feel a bit weird doing it all night long in the empty hotel room he never has the courtesy to join me in. jg

I figured you as more a Patrick Dempsey fan since you've already tried to get into his pants once.

DILYSI Dave
DILYSI Dave SuperDork
8/5/10 7:48 a.m.
Wally wrote:
JG Pasterjak wrote: Clooney. I'd nail George Clooney like a non-union carpenter. And not even in a gay way. Just like two completely heterosexual guys who are so confident in their heterosexuality they don't feel a bit weird doing it all night long in the empty hotel room he never has the courtesy to join me in. jg
I figured you as more a Patrick Dempsey fan since you've already tried to get into his pants once.

Any port in a storm.

Duke
Duke SuperDork
8/5/10 9:34 a.m.

I think straight guys are more attracted to George Clooney than straight women are. I told my wife I sure wouldn't mind looking like him, and she said she'd never sleep with me again if I did.

And while Matt Damon is cute, how has this thread gotten so far with no mention of:

Lesley
Lesley SuperDork
8/5/10 1:40 p.m.

Meh. Does nothing for me.

joey48442
joey48442 SuperDork
8/5/10 1:43 p.m.
Lesley wrote: Meh. Does nothing for me.

You lie!

Joey

thatsnowinnebago
thatsnowinnebago GRM+ Memberand Dork
8/5/10 2:14 p.m.

Lesley
Lesley SuperDork
8/5/10 2:33 p.m.
joey48442 wrote:
Lesley wrote: Meh. Does nothing for me.
You lie! Joey

Nope. Looks like a little boy, trying to be bad.

914Driver
914Driver SuperDork
8/5/10 2:42 p.m.
JG Pasterjak wrote:
Lesley wrote:
Powar wrote:
JG Pasterjak wrote: Clooney. I'd nail George Clooney like a non-union carpenter. And not even in a gay way. Just like two completely heterosexual guys who are so confident in their heterosexuality they don't feel a bit weird doing it all night long in the empty hotel room he never has the courtesy to join me in. jg
Haaahaaaaaaaa.... um, can I watch?
You might learn a thing or two. On the other hand, you would see things that you could never un-see. jg

HOW THE HELL DO YOU UN READ SOMETHING????

JG quit playing with your shorts!

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