aussiesmg
aussiesmg MegaDork
4/2/14 10:13 p.m.

This was a clip from a newspaper from CA, these people are allowed to vote, drive and bring children into the world

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N Sperlo
N Sperlo MegaDork
4/2/14 10:25 p.m.

That's why I'm a vegetarian.

aircooled
aircooled UltimaDork
4/2/14 11:39 p.m.

Toula Portokalos: Ian is a vegetarian. He doesn't eat meat.

Aunt Voula: He don't eat no meat?

Toula Portokalos: No, he doesn't eat meat.

Aunt Voula: WHAT DO YOU MEAN HE DON'T EAT NO MEAT?

[the room goes silent]

Aunt Voula: Oh that's ok, That's ok, I make lamb!

foxtrapper
foxtrapper PowerDork
4/3/14 5:43 a.m.

I do public outreach seminars as an animal trapper. I can't tell you how many times people are astonished to learn that meat is not grown on those plastic trays, but comes from previously living animals.

stafford1500
stafford1500 GRM+ Memberand Reader
4/3/14 6:32 a.m.

Best steak I have ever had was named Freckles...

trucke
trucke Reader
4/3/14 7:50 a.m.

Priceless!

Gearheadotaku
Gearheadotaku GRM+ Memberand PowerDork
4/3/14 8:18 a.m.

So who's the brilliant editor at the paper that allowed it to be printed?

bravenrace
bravenrace UltimaDork
4/3/14 8:27 a.m.

I remember reading not too long ago that 24% of American's believe the gooberment has their own money.

GameboyRMH
GameboyRMH GRM+ Memberand MegaDork
4/3/14 8:34 a.m.

LMAO!!!

Gearheadotaku wrote: So who's the brilliant editor at the paper that allowed it to be printed?

But if he didn't then we wouldn't have these lolz! There's a crazy lady who writes some entertaining stuff for our local papers, like how roundabouts are good luck because they look like the number 0 which is a lucky number and intersections will cause the apocalypse.

Giant Purple Snorklewacker
Giant Purple Snorklewacker MegaDork
4/3/14 8:35 a.m.
Gearheadotaku wrote: So who's the brilliant editor at the paper that allowed it to be printed?

I can't recall his name but I have seen his work before.

iceracer
iceracer PowerDork
4/3/14 10:20 a.m.

"Contrails are controlled by the government"

Letter to the editor in local paper.

MadScientistMatt
MadScientistMatt UltraDork
4/3/14 10:25 a.m.

I'm convinced these letters come from Internet trolls who have been permanently banned from the Internet and are left with no outlet besides print. We should be thankful the newspapers print them, or they'd be forced to walk down the street and attempt to troll everyone in person.

aircooled
aircooled UltimaDork
4/3/14 10:26 a.m.

N Sperlo
N Sperlo MegaDork
4/3/14 10:32 a.m.
aircooled wrote:

Proved her point.

Zomby Woof
Zomby Woof PowerDork
4/3/14 10:41 a.m.

Notice how here name is spelled? Apparently she comes by it honestly.

bravenrace wrote: I remember reading not too long ago that 24% of American's believe the gooberment has their own money.

We have something here called an RRSP. It's a tax deferred savings or investment account, like a 401K. You wouldn't believe the number of people that have told me that they don't have them because it's just a government scam to get more of your money.

wbjones
wbjones UltimaDork
4/3/14 11:01 a.m.

not that this is news ….

Nobody ever went broke underestimating the intelligence of the American public.

Appleseed
Appleseed MegaDork
4/3/14 3:13 p.m.

bearmtnmartin
bearmtnmartin GRM+ Memberand HalfDork
4/3/14 6:41 p.m.

Was that printed on April first by chance?

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