Have you ever seen a grown man naked before?
Have you ever seen a grown man naked before?
thatsnowinnebago wrote: Have you ever seen a grown man naked before?
Are you kidding?
Every morning I scratch a poor man's ass. 
slefain wrote: I love situations like this. Just pick someone to be. Speak in a German accent. Tell people you are an artist and sell your paintings of the underside of animals on a glass table for thousands. Offer a discount on your commission fee. Tell people you invented an obscure thing, like the little clip that keeps your brake pads from squeeling, or that little little rubber grip on a toothbrush. Introduce yourself as "Viscount" but someday you hope to be made an "Earl". Make up stories about how you met the bride and groom, make it wild and crazy. Insist you got them together. You will never see these people again, ever, so might as well have fun.
You made me LOL. Thank you for that.
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