slantvaliant
slantvaliant HalfDork
9/24/09 10:55 a.m.

http://www.nbclosangeles.com/news/health/Firefighters-Save-Trapped-Penis-61110862.html

He put it on his hootus.

neon4891
neon4891 SuperDork
9/24/09 11:01 a.m.

He should just buy the pills for sale in the back of lesser Car magazines

DILYSI Dave
DILYSI Dave SuperDork
9/24/09 11:14 a.m.

I think I read about this like a year ago as well. Damn.

slantvaliant
slantvaliant HalfDork
9/24/09 11:37 a.m.
DILYSI Dave wrote: I think I read about this like a year ago as well. Damn.

Maybe a similar incident, but the dateline on this was Tuesday: Daily Pilot

GameboyRMH
GameboyRMH GRM+ Memberand SuperDork
9/24/09 12:49 p.m.

This is just like the intro to Idiocracy

"They said his comment was, 'This will make me the chief of my tribe,'"

Well actually it's worse, in Idiocracy the chainsaw incident wasn't entirely intentional.

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