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Teasing Over Vaginal Flatulence On School Bus Leads To Groin Attack

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/01/24/shool-bus-vaginal-flatulence_n_4659834.html

A 13-year-old male high school student was teasing an 18-year-old girl about her vaginal flatulence before being struck in his testicles, police said.

The Jan. 17 incident, according to a police report obtained by The Smoking Gun, occurred on a school bus that was traveling in Sugarcreek Township. The small Pennsylvania community is located about 50 miles northeast of Pittsburgh.

“The accused expelled wind from the vulva during coitus while at the back of the bus,” state police trooper Brad Jordan wrote in his report.

“The victim began to laugh and chuckled at the accused for her actions,” the trooper continued. “The accused approached the victim and elbowed him in the testicles.”

The girl was ultimately cited for harassment. No word yet on whether school officials plan to discipline the girl for allegedly having sex in the school bus.

According to The Smoking Gun, Jordan’s first report was released to the media, much to the chagrin of his superiors. Their dismay allegedly prompted him to release a second one, which refrained from detailing the boys chiding of his classmate over her alleged bodily functions.

Yeah, that was pretty much how high school went. At least I was able to stay out of all the drama & merely spectate.

I lived 1/2 mile from my HS … missed out on all that …

I see what you did there Wally

College was fun.. I do -not- miss High School

Wait a minute! A Freshman hooked up with a Senior? That's not right.

I think a freshman watched a senior hook up with an unnamed student then made fun of the afterworks.

Funny, first bus story I've seen in awhile where no one was called a bully.

Wait, there's sex going on on the school bus!??! The worst we did was throw paper airplanes out of the window.

This is NOT what was going on when I was a bus rider back in the day.

Can I go back to High School?

Wait, a 13-year-old boy got to watch a live-action porno and he was doing anything other than playing a vigorous game of pocket pool?

There was a lot of smoking going on on my school bus. No coitus or vulva expulsions I can recall though. That seems like something I'd remember as the "Good ol' days".

In reply to Wally:

Its the illustrious news tabloid known as the huffington post?

yamaha wrote: In reply to Wally: Its the illustrious news tabloid known as the huffington post?

A pillar of integrity and factual information.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=af2dw8TNMW0

petegossett wrote: Yeah, that was pretty much how high school went. At least I was able to stay out of all the drama & merely spectate.

WTF kind of high school did you go to? And isn't this considered sexual assault in the US? And wtf kind of kid is having sex at 13? I mean, yea, I was an "excited" dude by then, but sex was still a looooooong way off.

This is probably in the hood, and she is probably a disgusting hoodrat. I'd be permanently scarred seeing that sort of crap go down

WTF IS WRONG WITH PEOPLE??!

I almost grew up like you, HiTempGuy, but then things took a sudden detour through the grittyverse, and now I get to enjoy the lulz of your reaction

HiTempguy wrote: This is probably in the hood, and she is probably a disgusting hoodrat.

Oh no canada boy. Here in the states, all the classy broads do it on a school bus in front of a crowd. It's how they get picked for prom. For homecoming there is even a donkey!

In reply to Giant Purple Snorklewacker:

An 18 year old having open sex on a high school school bus... it's probably safe to say her career path was a foregone conclusion.

Ian F wrote: In reply to Giant Purple Snorklewacker: An 18 year old having open sex on a high school school bus... it's probably safe to say her career path was a foregone conclusion.

You make it sound so trashy. I'm sure it was way more romantic than it's being made out to be. Those 5 dudes really love her.

For the record, this is NOT hoodrat. This is redneck. There is nothing but farmers and hunters in that part of the state.

Also, 13 year old NOT having sex in this instance. 13 year old watching 18 year old girl have sex with somebody else.

Hell, if my girlfriend rode the bus in H.S., I woulda at least tried.

wally said: Squeak through the cracks

I see what you did there.

Good gad man, what's happened to today's kids. They don't even have the common decency to not queef while having sex on the public school bus while surrounded by youngsters. Everyone in polite society knows that if you are going to have public sex in an entirely inappropriate place in front of 13 years olds, one must keep queefing to a dull roar so that it cannot be heard over the normal sounds of a school bus.

Ian F wrote: In reply to Giant Purple Snorklewacker: An 18 year old having open sex on a high school school bus... it's probably safe to say her career path was a foregone conclusion.

Next up to the stage...

"How did this (story)squeak through the crack"(s).

I see what you did there