GRM colonoscopy?
Maybe he was trying to the camera thing is reverse.
Holey Cow...
Woody wrote: Holey Cow...
Don't you mean un-wholey Cow ?
I don't know if eyeballs would normally taste like E36 M3, but you can bet they would after this!
Wait. What? W h a t ? W h a t ?
What did I just read?
That the guy enjoys eating cow eyeballs is strange enough but that he ate them after he had inserted them up his colon... What the berkeley?
several thousand...
Aren't they a little squishy for that kind of thing?
Da fuq????
I work for mental health. I see seriously disturbing things on a regular basis. This wins.
I bet they've seen some E36 M3.....
"Hey man! I ain't falling for the banana in the tailpipe!"
There are some good tells that this is satire / joke news. "They should start a green initiative" from someone drunk and dumb enough to stuff cow eyes up his butt? No. Just not plausible.
And here you go:
http://www.snopes.com/cow-eyeballs-in-dui/
You know, his employer really should have done a better job keeping their eye on him...
Goat ropers.
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