914Driver
914Driver MegaDork
3/5/13 11:36 a.m.

After a shoeless, pantsless Jamie Jeanette Craft reportedly crashed her car into a mobile home, she probably knew she was going to be in big trouble. But the Arkansas woman didn't exactly make a clean getaway. After allegedly parking her 2001 Pontiac Grand Am in the side of an unidentified man's trailer, cops say she yelled at him before climbing into his son's Power Wheels battery-operated toy truck and trying to flee. When police arrived, she was said to be "irate and very intoxicated," with a blood alcohol level that was three times the legal limit. Craft, facing charges ranging from disorderly conduct to driving with a suspended license, eventually left the scene in a police car. A full-size one.

http://now.msn.com/jamie-jeanette-craft-dwi-suspect-tries-to-flee-accident-scene-in-power-wheels-toy-truck

JoeyM
JoeyM GRM+ Memberand UltimaDork
3/5/13 11:51 a.m.

I wonder how close this is to Hot Springs? There's a lot of crazy in that town...

[Edit: google says approx 160 mi. as the crow flies]

DuctTape&Bondo
DuctTape&Bondo HalfDork
3/5/13 11:53 a.m.

She looks plastered.

petegossett
petegossett GRM+ Memberand UberDork
3/5/13 12:04 p.m.
DuctTape&Bondo wrote: She looks plastered.

She looks like she was run over by a trailer.

moparman76_69
moparman76_69 HalfDork
3/5/13 12:06 p.m.
petegossett wrote:
DuctTape&Bondo wrote: She looks plastered.
She looks like she was run over by a trailer.

But I thought she ran over a trailer, not the other way around.

yamaha
yamaha UltraDork
3/5/13 12:07 p.m.

In reply to petegossett:

Datsun310Guy
Datsun310Guy UberDork
3/5/13 12:07 p.m.

shoe less? pants less? kids power wheels get away?

has this been posted on the correct thread?

http://grassrootsmotorsports.com/forum/off-topic-discussion/good-god-almighty/53637/page253/

GameboyRMH
GameboyRMH GRM+ Memberand UltimaDork
3/5/13 12:23 p.m.
Datsun310Guy wrote: shoe less? pants less? kids power wheels get away? has this been posted on the correct thread? http://grassrootsmotorsports.com/forum/off-topic-discussion/good-god-almighty/53637/page253/

I see where you're coming from, but did the picture in the first post not load for you?

Grtechguy
Grtechguy UltimaDork
3/5/13 12:37 p.m.

From her fb page if you need a better pic

GameboyRMH
GameboyRMH GRM+ Memberand UltimaDork
3/5/13 12:41 p.m.

She looks a little better when not being arrested for drunken pantsless power wheels driving, I'll admit that.

petegossett
petegossett GRM+ Memberand UberDork
3/5/13 12:43 p.m.

In reply to GameboyRMH:

I'd still say that even at her best she looks like regret waiting to happen.

914Driver
914Driver MegaDork
3/5/13 12:46 p.m.
petegossett wrote: In reply to GameboyRMH: I'd still say that even at her best she looks like regret waiting to happen in an Arkansas trailer park.

Movie theme right there.

poopshovel
poopshovel UltimaDork
3/5/13 7:04 p.m.

Arkansas? I would've guessed WV...though that probably wouldn't have even made the newspaper in WV...not that anyone in WV could've read it anyway.

Anti-stance
Anti-stance UltraDork
3/5/13 7:24 p.m.
petegossett wrote: In reply to GameboyRMH: I'd still say that even at her best she looks like regret waiting to happen.

Agreed, she looks like your typical trailer trash pill head.

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