Woody
Woody GRM+ Memberand MegaDork
9/23/13 3:50 p.m.

http://newhaven.craigslist.org/grd/4059174987.html

bgkast
bgkast GRM+ Memberand HalfDork
9/23/13 3:52 p.m.

Well they are selling it for a stud.

Looks like it knows it's stuff:

Sine_Qua_Non
Sine_Qua_Non Reader
9/23/13 4:06 p.m.

Better question is why were you searching for this.

Blitzed306
Blitzed306 Reader
9/23/13 4:07 p.m.
Sine_Qua_Non wrote: Better question is why were you searching for this.

Woody
Woody GRM+ Memberand MegaDork
9/23/13 4:48 p.m.
Sine_Qua_Non wrote: Better question is why were you searching for this.

My goat's got needs...

nervousdog
nervousdog HalfDork
9/23/13 4:52 p.m.

An even better question is:

Why can they take professional looking pictures of this but when someone wants to sell a $4000 car the best they can do is 2 blurry photos and 1 artfully staged shot taken from a half mile away without a zoom lens?

Giant Purple Snorklewacker
Giant Purple Snorklewacker MegaDork
9/23/13 5:03 p.m.
nervousdog wrote: An even better question is: Why can they take professional looking pictures of this.

It's a pro shot - those were from his first adult film: "Goat It On".

GameboyRMH
GameboyRMH GRM+ Memberand MegaDork
9/23/13 5:29 p.m.

Looks like he left her satisfied too, check out the cuddle pics

Chicks dig the emo hair and goatee.

moparman76_69
moparman76_69 Dork
9/23/13 5:36 p.m.

In reply to Giant Purple Snorklewacker:

I thought it was "Two Goats One Pen"

mad_machine
mad_machine GRM+ Memberand MegaDork
9/23/13 5:48 p.m.

obviously Woody wants an Goat

CGLockRacer
CGLockRacer GRM+ Memberand Dork
9/23/13 7:16 p.m.

Those are some baaaaaaaad jokes, guys.

Toyman01
Toyman01 GRM+ Memberand UltimaDork
9/23/13 7:40 p.m.

We start with Goat Porn and end up with Goat Corn.

This thread is going down hill fast.

Jerry
Jerry Dork
9/23/13 7:49 p.m.

Better than Goatse. (Google it.)

GameboyRMH
GameboyRMH GRM+ Memberand MegaDork
9/23/13 9:13 p.m.
Jerry wrote: Better than Goatse. (Google it.)

Protip: Don't. x_x

JoeyM
JoeyM GRM+ Memberand Mod Squad
9/23/13 9:26 p.m.
GameboyRMH wrote:
Jerry wrote: Better than Goatse. (Google it.)
Protip: Don't. x_x

yeah, don't....it's disgusting stretched out shiney happy people stuff

motomoron
motomoron Dork
9/23/13 10:25 p.m.

At least in the action picture the goat's pen1z is behind the fence rail.

drsmooth
drsmooth Reader
9/23/13 10:36 p.m.
Sine_Qua_Non wrote: Better question is why were you searching for this.

Why?? His Name is Woody!!

drsmooth
drsmooth Reader
9/23/13 10:41 p.m.

It's like watching one of the guys from ZZ-TOP bang a groupie!!

914Driver
914Driver MegaDork
9/24/13 5:51 a.m.

When buying a car, you want to hear it run, right?

When buying a porn studly goat ..... ?

Fueled by Caffeine
Fueled by Caffeine MegaDork
9/24/13 9:08 p.m.
JoeyM wrote:
GameboyRMH wrote:
Jerry wrote: Better than Goatse. (Google it.)
Protip: Don't. x_x
yeah, don't....it's disgusting stretched out shiney happy people stuff

Lemon party?

Jerry
Jerry Dork
9/25/13 10:26 a.m.
GameboyRMH wrote:
Jerry wrote: Better than Goatse. (Google it.)
Protip: Don't. x_x

Spoil sport.

Also, SWMBO walked in this morning as I was reading this thread. All she said was, to the pitbull, "Ema, daddy's looking at weird porn again." ....again?

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