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friedgreencorrado
friedgreencorrado UltimaDork
4/30/13 4:03 p.m.
93EXCivic wrote:
4cylndrfury wrote: damnit, poutine is delicious, leave it alone... its quite possibly the only good thing to come out of Canada besides Joey Votto...
Rush?

I think y'all forgot somebody.

Zomby Woof
Zomby Woof UberDork
4/30/13 4:16 p.m.
JoeyM wrote: ^^^And Canucks put gravy on their cheesy fries, too!

It's not cheese, retards. It's cheese curds, and everybody I know loves the horrible concoction.

I'll tell you what Canadians have to smuggle in to put on their fries, is white vinegar. Y'all don't have that in your restaurants.

And this came out of Canada... and kicked everybody's ass

JoeyM
JoeyM GRM+ Memberand MegaDork
4/30/13 4:37 p.m.
Zomby Woof wrote:
JoeyM wrote: ^^^And Canucks put gravy on their cheesy fries, too!
It's not cheese, retards. It's cheese curds, and everybody I know loves the horrible concoction. I'll tell you what Canadians have to smuggle in to put on their fries, is white vinegar. Y'all don't have that in your restaurants.

That's because we're civilized.

Zomby Woof
Zomby Woof UberDork
4/30/13 4:44 p.m.

No you're not, you eat sausage gravy

1988RedT2
1988RedT2 UberDork
4/30/13 6:07 p.m.
Zomby Woof wrote: No you're not, you eat sausage gravy

But sausage gravy can be used as a substitute for mortar.

nicksta43
nicksta43 Dork
4/30/13 6:08 p.m.

I am posting in this thread only to say this...

North Americas hat.

fasted58
fasted58 UberDork
4/30/13 6:28 p.m.

Sausage gravy on fries is not endemic to Canada. Old GF and I would make a weekly trip to a Ma n Pa diner/ hardware store in Preston County W. Va. just for awesome steak fries n gravy.... n cold beer... n spotting deer on the back roads coming home. It was nothing to see 60 deer on the round trip. Those days were total win.

poopshovel
poopshovel UltimaDork
4/30/13 6:28 p.m.
Zomby Woof wrote:
JoeyM wrote: ^^^And Canucks put gravy on their cheesy fries, too!
It's not cheese, retards. It's cheese curds, and everybody I know loves the horrible concoction. I'll tell you what Canadians have to smuggle in to put on their fries, is white vinegar. Y'all don't have that in your restaurants. And this came out of Canada... and kicked everybody's ass

Obviously, you guys need to raise taxes on poutine, as Canexicans are "addicted," and in your own words, everyone you know "loves the horrible concoction." Of course these curd/gravy/vinegar filled canexitards are a huge draw on an already overburdened healthcare system. E36 M3 looks like a pile of hot dog vomit anyway.

Curmudgeon
Curmudgeon MegaDork
4/30/13 6:37 p.m.
Zomby Woof wrote:
JoeyM wrote: ^^^And Canucks put gravy on their cheesy fries, too!
It's not cheese, retards. It's cheese curds, and everybody I know loves the horrible concoction. I'll tell you what Canadians have to smuggle in to put on their fries, is white vinegar. Y'all don't have that in your restaurants.

That looks like what the cat left on the back porch for me this morning. Ewww.

Zomby Woof wrote: And this came out of Canada... and kicked everybody's ass

Not exactly. 250 champ 1974 and 1975. Then Gary Jones, Marty Tripes and Jimmy Ellis (all Americans, guess there ain't no fast Canuck MX riders ) jumped ship. Wonder why?

http://motocrossactionmag.com/main/everychamp.aspx

http://www.earlyyearsofmx.com/CanAM2501975.html

Holy cow, a Bing carburetor? No wonder they left at a run.

TRoglodyte
TRoglodyte Dork
4/30/13 9:43 p.m.
JoeyM wrote: ^^^And Canucks put gravy on their cheesy fries, too!

Waitaminnit, Canadians call this poontang?

JoeyM
JoeyM GRM+ Memberand MegaDork
4/30/13 9:47 p.m.
TRoglodyte wrote:
JoeyM wrote: ^^^And Canucks put gravy on their cheesy fries, too!
Waitaminnit, Canadians call this poontang?

See? They're some seriously confused people.

EastCoastMojo
EastCoastMojo GRM+ Memberand PowerDork
4/30/13 9:48 p.m.
PHeller wrote: I like Heinz on my fries. America.

berkeley yeah!

Lesley
Lesley PowerDork
4/30/13 10:29 p.m.

Poutine's not Canadian you berkeleyers, it's from Quebec!

oldsaw
oldsaw PowerDork
4/30/13 11:53 p.m.

In reply to Lesley:

You're even cuter when you're mad.

Appleseed
Appleseed UltimaDork
5/1/13 12:34 a.m.

Oh yeah, Other Canada.

1988RedT2
1988RedT2 UberDork
5/1/13 7:26 a.m.
EastCoastMojo wrote:
PHeller wrote: I like Heinz on my fries. America.
berkeley yeah!

Not to rain on your parade or anything, but have you heard that Heinz is being bought by Warren Buffet and 3G Capital, which consists of a bunch of Brazilian Brazillionaires?

http://www.fool.com/investing/general/2013/04/30/heinz-shareholders-approve-acquisition-by-berkshir.aspx

http://www.reuters.com/article/2010/09/02/us-burgerking-3g-idUSTRE68156A20100902

93EXCivic
93EXCivic MegaDork
5/1/13 7:30 a.m.
Zomby Woof wrote: No you're not, you eat sausage gravy

Sausage gravy is God's gift to man. I mean it clearly says in the bible on the seventh day God made gravy and it was good.

tuna55
tuna55 PowerDork
5/1/13 7:57 a.m.
Zomby Woof wrote: The minute somebody mentions the constitution, the thread is done.

HA! This thread is totally not done!

Something about Lesley being cute when she's mad, somebody liking poontang that looks like cat vomit, I think everyone likes gravy and Heinz is part of a commie plot and we must guard against it by preserving the purity and essence of our bodily fluids!

ok, wait, maybe you're right.

1988RedT2
1988RedT2 UberDork
5/1/13 8:07 a.m.

In reply to tuna55:

Bluto: What? Over? Did you say "over"? Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no!

Otter: [to Boon] Germans?

Boon: Forget it, he's rolling.

Bluto: And it ain't over now. 'Cause when the goin' gets tough...

[thinks hard of something to say]

Bluto: The tough get goin'! Who's with me? Let's go!

[Bluto runs out, alone; then returns]

Bluto: What the berkeley happened to the Delta I used to know? Where's the spirit? Where's the guts, huh? This could be the greatest night of our lives, but you're gonna let it be the worst. "Ooh, we're afraid to go with you Bluto, we might get in trouble." Well just kiss my ass from now on! Not me! I'm not gonna take this. Wormer, he's a dead man! Marmalard, dead! Niedermeyer...

Otter: Dead! Bluto's right. Psychotic... but absolutely right. We gotta take these bastards. Now we could do it with conventional weapons, but that could take years and cost millions of lives. No, I think we have to go all out. I think that this situation absolutely requires a really futile and stupid gesture be done on somebody's part!

Bluto: We're just the guys to do it.

iceracer
iceracer UberDork
5/1/13 10:29 a.m.

AH, this thread has been so entertaining.

Curmudgeon
Curmudgeon MegaDork
5/1/13 11:09 a.m.
93EXCivic wrote:
Zomby Woof wrote: No you're not, you eat sausage gravy
Sausage gravy is God's gift to man. I mean it clearly says in the bible on the seventh day God made gravy and it was good.

I agree with this. Sausage gravy is fantastico on biscuits, grits or mashed potatoes (FWIW red eye gravy should be banned). Over cheese fries? Not just no but HELL no. That's a crime against artery hardening junk food.

Zomby Woof
Zomby Woof UberDork
5/1/13 11:18 a.m.

Just for the record, neither poutine, nor poontang has anything to do with sausage gravy.

Swank Force One
Swank Force One MegaDork
5/1/13 11:20 a.m.

Yeah i'm not sure how you redneck uncultured hicks arrived at the conclusion that sausage gravy is involved in Poutine.

Giant Purple Snorklewacker
Giant Purple Snorklewacker MegaDork
5/1/13 11:22 a.m.

I just want to go on record as saying that turkey, beef or sausage gravy on fries is fantastic. The cheese is optional - but in no way diminishes the combination of the other two.

Americanized catchup with corn syrup in it, on the other hand... is a sign that you have not entirely outgrown the trailer park and may have communist leanings.

Giant Purple Snorklewacker
Giant Purple Snorklewacker MegaDork
5/1/13 11:24 a.m.
Zomby Woof wrote: Just for the record, neither poutine, nor poontang has anything to do with sausage gravy.

Have you tried poontang with sausage gravy? It seems naive to assume the two could not be complimentary.

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