My cousins have all decided that this year, instead of picking names from a hat, we're just going to do a grab-bag with a $20 gift. "Cleverness and Humor is always appreciated"
So what should I do? I was thinking a bottle of booze. 4 females, 1 who is 16, the other 3 25-27. 9 males ages 20 to 37, 6 of them between 22 and 27.
What would you guys get?
Booze is smart, except for the underage kiddos. For some reason a copy of 50 shades of gray came to mind.
???? Isn't tools always the answer?
Once I asked my SILaw for a case of oil. They were pissed. Didn't I want a nice dress shirt?
No.
A 36 pack of condoms.
Stuff 'em into a nice box (or put' em in a can.)
We do that with my wife's cousins, mostly girls. Those woven heavy knit slippers that are calf high and have a soft leather pad seems to go very well.
http://gizmodo.com/5671286/the-worlds-largest-gummy-worm-is-wrong-on-so-many-levels
random google image search:
It's $28 on amazon so a little over but I bet it'll be ok. I'm getting one as a gag gift for my gf's brother 
Condoms in the Can, see what you did there.
bluej wrote: http://gizmodo.com/5671286/the-worlds-largest-gummy-worm-is-wrong-on-so-many-levels random google image search:
Not what I thought that was...
I say a bottle of Doctor Migillicuddy's peppermint schnapps and a box of condoms wrapped in some sort of Danish cookie tin.
Is this a shameless plug for the GRM and CM $10 per year magazine subscription? Sheesh.
I believe the shameless plug is photoed above.
If these are people you do not particularly like, there is always the Sugar Free Gummy Bears.
Read the reviews
mtn wrote: I was thinking a bottle of booze. 4 females, 1 who is 16 What would you guys get?
I see no flaw in this plan.
I picked up a gift set of hot sauces for my boss at WalMart for $15. Had 8 different sauces and came in a corny looking suitcase type box.He thought it was a great gift when I showed it to him.
Zomby Woof wrote:mtn wrote: I was thinking a bottle of booze. 4 females, 1 who is 16 What would you guys get?I see no flaw in this plan.
RIGHT!?
as a practical joke, Haribo Sugar Free Gummy Bears. Just read the Amazon reviews if you're not familiar.
As something more fun, spend an extra $5 on a Cards Against Humanity deck.
If you go on eBay, you could find Swiss Army knives for $20 all day long. Perfect gift for the dudes.
Portable Bluetooth speaker.
Antique wall mounted bottle opener
JohnRW1621 wrote: I believe the shameless plug is photoed above.
hahahahahahahahaahahahaaaa ive been cackling at my work table for 15 minutes...
-J0N
jmthunderbirdturbo wrote:JohnRW1621 wrote: I believe the shameless plug is photoed above.hahahahahahahahaahahahaaaa ive been cackling at my work table for 15 minutes... -J0N
Ok, someone owes me a keyboard..... dammit...
JohnRW1621 wrote: I believe the shameless plug is photoed above.
Most of the office is STILL giving me weird looks.
JohnRW1621 wrote: I believe the shameless plug is photoed above.
50 internet points for you, sir.
Hungary Bill wrote:JohnRW1621 wrote: I believe the shameless plug is photoed above.Most of the office is STILL giving me weird looks.
the comment on top of her smug grin is just.. well played.
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