What a way to go

http://www.nypost.com/p/news/local/manhattan/men_in_subway_hit_HP2PfPRE6N7JJU8g5lVpSP

Man slips, falls to death between subway cars; another man hurt in same station

A 31-year-old Bronx man fell to his death yesterday while defecating between subway cars on a moving 6 train, cops said.

The man fell onto the tracks and was run over by a northbound train as it was leaving the 125th Street station shortly after 4 p.m., police said.

Around the same time on the opposite platform, a bloody and extremely battered man crawled up from the tracks — just as a northbound 5 train was pulling in — with a broken pelvis, severe buttocks injuries and cuts.

That man — who sources said was Manuce Dulcio, 50 — might have been hit by the train, cops said.

It’s unclear why he was on the tracks. Dulcio was “very intoxicated,” a police source said.

Officials had initially said that the men had been involved in a fight.

But they now believe the bizarre incidents were totally unrelated.

Riders were stuck on the 5 train for 45 minutes after the incident.

That's why I almost never defecate between moving subway trains.

Woody wrote: That's why I almost never defecate between moving subway trains.

almost never. lol

If he'd only E36 M3 inside the train like everybody else...

And I thought it was going to be this story instead...

http://main.aol.com/2013/01/16/donna-lange-breasts-smother-kill-boyfriend-everett-washington_n_2488747.html?utm_hp_ref=fb&src=sp&comm_ref=false

Donna Lange, Washington Woman, Accused Of Using Her Breasts To Smother And Kill Boyfriend

A Washington woman is accused of using her breasts to smother and kill her boyfriend after an altercation at their mobile home.

Donna Lange, a 51-year-old woman from Everett, Wash., is believed to have suffocated her boyfriend to death with her breasts on Saturday, Jan. 12, according to Seattle's KIRO 7 Eyewitness News. Deputies, called to the Airport Inn trailer park at 12:45 a.m. for a disturbance report, found medics performing CPR on Lange's 51-year-old alleged boyfriend, who was later pronounced dead at Swedish Hospital.

Kiro 7 reports that witnesses claims they saw Lange throw her boyfriend down in the back of the mobile home. She was later found by witnesses with her chest covering the victim's face. Police noted the size difference between Lange and her boyfriend -- she was 5-feet, 6-inches and 192 pounds, he was 5-feet, 7-inches and 175 pounds.

Other women around the world are known to have allegedly used their breasts as weapons.

In November, German lawyer Tim Schmidt claimed his girlfriend tried to smother him with her 38DD breasts. Schmidt said she pretended it was a sex game, the Daily Mail reported. "I asked her why she wanted to smother me to death with her breasts and she told me: 'Treasure - I wanted your death to be as pleasurable as possible,'" he said.

The 33-year-old woman was reportedly accused of "attempted manslaughter with a weapon," according to the Daily Mail.

A U.K. mother of three nearly smothered her boyfriend with her 40LL breasts while they were having sex in 2010, CBS reported via News of the World. She mistook his flailing for excitement, until she noticed that he had stopped moving and appeared to not be breathing.

Luckily, the man regained consciousness, but the two broke up shortly thereafter.

In reply to Ranger50:

Well, I'm betting he didn't fight back. But that police report is a classic: Airport trailer park? Check. Witnesses?(???) Check. Swedish hospital?(?????) Check.