dimeadozen
dimeadozen New Reader
7/14/09 6:15 p.m.

This came up on the Denver CL while looking for Datsun parts:

Custom S-10 Console

The text of the ad if/when it gets flagged:

Custom center console for an S10 Blazer (1982-1993) for sale. It has a fold-out tray and a stash pocket to hide your goodies from assorted authority figures and ne'er-do-wells. Cash only. Thanks.

It appears to be constructed with OSB scrap, and covered with household carpet. I'd say it probably effectively hides things, if only because the nasty carpet probably smells bad enough that the average police officer would not want to search anywhere near it.

The "Cash only" statement is a funny bit of accidental humor- I suppose someone buying it for the advertised purpose probably would have cash on them.

fiat22turbo
fiat22turbo GRM+ Memberand SuperDork
7/14/09 6:48 p.m.

So much failure in so few words. In this case, pictures are worth a thousand words.

EastCoastMojo
EastCoastMojo GRM+ Memberand Dork
7/14/09 8:15 p.m.

LOL. The tray looks very nice. Can't say much for the rest of it though.

Toyman01
Toyman01 GRM+ Memberand HalfDork
7/14/09 10:03 p.m.

I used to be friends of a police dog named Sky. I don't think the "stash pocket" would fool her for long. Her handler/partner would probably impound the car and confiscate it just for being stupid in a no stupid zone.

I wonder if they come up with all these great ideas while they're stoned.

Appleseed
Appleseed HalfDork
7/14/09 11:06 p.m.
Toyman01 wrote: I wonder if they come up with all these great ideas while they're stoned.

How do you think they came up with "Funyuns?"

Wally
Wally GRM+ Memberand SuperDork
7/15/09 1:22 a.m.
Toyman01 wrote: Her handler/partner would probably impound the car and confiscate it just for being stupid in a no stupid zone.

Where is this no stupid zone? I'd like to visit it one day.

thedude
thedude New Reader
7/15/09 1:50 a.m.

Hookers

John Brown
John Brown GRM+ Memberand SuperDork
7/15/09 9:43 a.m.
Wally wrote:
Toyman01 wrote: Her handler/partner would probably impound the car and confiscate it just for being stupid in a no stupid zone.
Where is this no stupid zone? I'd like to visit it one day.

It starts 25 feet in any direction around you, Wally.

Jensenman
Jensenman SuperDork
7/15/09 9:54 a.m.

Now THAT left a mark.

RossD
RossD Reader
7/15/09 9:41 p.m.
thedude wrote: Hookers

Apparently you never looked. I've heard stories of people getting busted for it on the local news... or was it national...?

friedgreencorrado
friedgreencorrado HalfDork
7/15/09 10:24 p.m.
RossD wrote:
thedude wrote: Hookers
Apparently you never looked. I've heard stories of people getting busted for it on the local news... or was it national...?

As the young'uns say, "Word up, Bro."

http://www.chicagobreakingnews.com/2009/03/sheriffs-lawsuit-says-craiglist-largest-source-of-prostitution.html

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