What not to do with a raccoon

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article2172612.ece

Drunken russians

...and in related news:

A DAD of two has died after being bitten by a rabid raccoon he tried to stroke at a barbecue

wtf

Aw c'mon, a Racoon? Everyone knows that possums are so much more, you know....

Don't get me started on the pleasures of Sloth!

This is SOOO far beyond gross!!

Aye, and the possum pouch creates interesting...possibilities. And sometimes they play dead, extra fun!

foxtrapper wrote: And sometimes they play dead, extra fun!

Soon to be peppered with ex-wife jokes.....

Man, that's just nuts.

Kramer wrote: Man, that's just nuts.

Nah. Missed his nuts.

If you see a raccoon during the day kill it , they are usually rabid . Shoot first ask questions/rape later .

Kramer wrote: Man, that's just nuts.

So's the guy. http://www.instantrimshot.com/

GET IT?!

I'm hilarious.

And the list to things to keep away from your hootus keeps growing...

Was the racoon's name Rocky Bobbit?

Karl La Follette wrote: If you see a raccoon during the day kill it , they are usually rabid . Shoot first ask questions/rape later .

Actually in some places they're just bold because they think they own the place, and they stroll around in suburban neighborhoods in large groups in broad daylight, raiding trash cans and harassing people. Happens around my grandmother's house in Canada (although usually later in the day as the sun starts to go down).

Not saying you shouldn't shoot the raccoons though. They have opposable thumbs and their cute look is just highly evolved camouflage. Keep that in mind.

We have messed up people in wisconsin too here

I've been horny as hell more'n once, but I have never looked at a raccoon (or a dead deer) and said 'Mmmmmm...'

I figure you probably shouldn't put bedliner on raccoons either.

RossD wrote: We have messed up people in wisconsin too [here](http://davidinauckland.blogspot.com/2008/11/wisconsin-man-guilty-of-dead-deer-sex.html)

"Hathaway was questioned because he was on probation and had returned to a transitional living program in Superior covered in hair and blood with a knife in his pocket, court records said"

LOL! They thought they could imagine what he'd been up to... but no... he was just f'ing a deer corpse...

necro beastiality... all we are missing is an aputee migdet

I just found this picture to add to things not to do with a raccoon: