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wearymicrobe
wearymicrobe Dork
7/7/13 5:43 p.m.

What the hell is wrong with people these days? Seriously has everybody come down with a case of the inbred E36 M3s. I know it high summer and all but lord have mercy you need to simmer the F down.

I have had five days off and in five days not a single thing that should have happened did. Just killed any relaxation that I should have gained.

Old lady gets pushed down at Costco. 20 people passed by before I got there to help her up. Then have people just push my cart out of the line because I was helping her.

I saw your inbreed ass jump over my house fence with the car running and covet my smoker. Yes I am in the backyard. More importantly yes I am armed with a big ass machete that I was using to shave my palm trees.

I got "detained" by mall security because I had the audacity to take my Viper on the same day that "impromptu import" car show was happening across the street and they thought I was going to walk over. I have spent darn near 40K between the stores, rental rebuilds, there over the years and I refuse to come back. CHP got called, before they even pulled me over, and they followed me home after going through the car to make sure it is "smog legal". Sent a letter to the management company with a list of just how much I buy there and never will again.

Went out to the local park for my normal run, flatbiller in a lifted immaculate pickup truck is spitting out the window onto my car. Seriously I outweigh you by almost 55 pounds and I have a 6 inches on you and you look like the Pillsbury dough boy, I don't. When you got out of your truck to look tough in front of your orca whale shaped girlfriend exactly what do you think is going to happen.

Humanity get your act together, that is all.

paranoid_android74
paranoid_android74 Reader
7/7/13 5:49 p.m.

Wow dude, that sounds like a bad week.

Old lady pushed down at Costco? Seriously?

The rest of it sounds like retred city, sorry you have to deal with it. Maybe it's time to trade in the machete for a Glock

Wouldn't do much for pruning though...

wearymicrobe wrote: What the hell is wrong with people these days? Seriously has everybody come down with a case of the inbred E36 M3s. I know it high summer and all but lord have mercy you need to simmer the F down. I have had five days off and in five days not a single thing that should have happened did. Just killed any relaxation that I should have gained. Old lady gets pushed down at Costco. 20 people passed by before I got there to help her up. Then have people just push my cart out of the line because I was helping her. I saw your inbreed ass jump over my house fence with the car running and covet my smoker. Yes I am in the backyard. More importantly yes I am armed with a big ass machete that I was using to shave my palm trees. I got "detained" by mall security because I had the audacity to take my Viper on the same day that "impromptu import" car show was happening across the street and they thought I was going to walk over. I have spent darn near 40K between the stores, rental rebuilds, there over the years and I refuse to come back. CHP got called, before they even pulled me over, and they followed me home after going through the car to make sure it is "smog legal". Sent a letter to the management company with a list of just how much I buy there and never will again. Went out to the local park for my normal run, flatbiller in a lifted immaculate pickup truck is spitting out the window onto my car. Seriously I outweigh you by almost 55 pounds and I have a 6 inches on you and you look like the Pillsbury dough boy, I don't. When you got out of your truck to look tough in front of your orca whale shaped girlfriend exactly what do you think is going to happen. Humanity get your act together, that is all.
Ian F
Ian F PowerDork
7/7/13 5:56 p.m.

Ouch.

Other than having to work on Friday and driving to upstate PA (for a second time) to replace a coil pack in a Miata that I ended up not buying, it was a good holiday weekend for me.

LopRacer
LopRacer HalfDork
7/7/13 6:09 p.m.

That just sounds all around unpleasant. I have finally (I hope) reaching an age when I don't / won't get hassled by Mall Security. I am saddened to hear your wife got pushed down and Costco and no one had the shred of humanity to ask if she was "OK" or offer to help. That's just pathetic.

ncjay
ncjay HalfDork
7/7/13 6:40 p.m.

That sounds just about right. I see crap like that every day. I even work with some of the people that are like that. Using the term low I.Q. inbred morons is a disservice to inbred morons. It's even worse when you give these morons a gun and a badge. The zombie plague can't come fast enough for me. Too many people just suck.

crankwalk
crankwalk GRM+ Memberand HalfDork
7/7/13 6:41 p.m.
LopRacer wrote: That just sounds all around unpleasant. I have finally (I hope) reaching an age when I don't / won't get hassled by Mall Security. I am saddened to hear your wife got pushed down and Costco and no one had the shred of humanity to ask if she was "OK" or offer to help. That's just pathetic.

I don't think it was HIS old lady, just an old lady. Either way it sucks.

Giant Purple Snorklewacker
Giant Purple Snorklewacker MegaDork
7/7/13 7:35 p.m.
wearymicrobe wrote: Seriously I outweigh you by almost 55 pounds and I have a 6 inches on you and you look like the Pillsbury dough boy, I don't. When you got out of your truck to look tough in front of your orca whale shaped girlfriend exactly what do you think is going to happen.

Hahaha! Someday I'm going to catch one of these asshats who spit or throw stuff at me while I'm out running. I swear I'll pull them right out the berkeleying window by their tonsils while "explaining" why it's not such a good idea to menace people who are in way better shape than you.

mad_machine
mad_machine GRM+ Memberand MegaDork
7/7/13 8:16 p.m.

it is one of those weeks. On this coast I had any number of shiny happy people bothering me. This included three "collisions" at work today with people simply not watching where they were walking. One left a nice bruise on my hip from the cart he was pushing.

And honestly? Who cares if you walk over to an "impromptu car show"? I would only be upset if you were over there racing on the street

Rob_Mopar
Rob_Mopar SuperDork
7/7/13 8:20 p.m.

So did the Pillsbury dough boy make the "eeeh-hee" noise when you hit him?

wearymicrobe
wearymicrobe Dork
7/7/13 8:25 p.m.
Giant Purple Snorklewacker wrote:
wearymicrobe wrote: Seriously I outweigh you by almost 55 pounds and I have a 6 inches on you and you look like the Pillsbury dough boy, I don't. When you got out of your truck to look tough in front of your orca whale shaped girlfriend exactly what do you think is going to happen.
Hahaha! Someday I'm going to catch one of these asshats who spit or throw stuff at me while I'm out running. I swear I'll pull them right out the berkeleying window by their tonsils while "explaining" why it's not such a good idea to menace people who are in way better shape than you.

Yeah not my old lady, an actual old lady. Which makes it ten times worse. My wife would have just gotten up and flat out decked who ever did it to her if it was on purpose and she can hit like a mofo.

They only do it because nobody had the stones to stand up to anyone for being a butt munch anymore. In the old days you would have been stomped by the football team but now everybody has to be a unique snowflake. Plus the rain of hell that would come down on you for doing what is right.

Zombie apocalypse it is. If you cannot produce and only consume tough cookies outside the fence with you.

wearymicrobe
wearymicrobe Dork
7/7/13 8:26 p.m.
Rob_Mopar wrote: So did the Pillsbury dough boy make the "eeeh-hee" noise when you hit him?

No but he made little piggy noises when he actually figured out how much bigger I was. No damage was done but man did I want to.

dean1484
dean1484 GRM+ Memberand UberDork
7/7/13 8:29 p.m.

Sounds like you should move.

LopRacer
LopRacer HalfDork
7/7/13 8:39 p.m.

And now I see the light, didn't think long enough to read "old lady" vs "the old lady" can you guess I live in the rural south. Either way sucks and is totally out of line for no one to help her in the time it took you to go over there.

kazoospec
kazoospec HalfDork
7/7/13 8:40 p.m.

See, I assumed you were talking about this: http://www.foxnews.com/world/2013/07/07/brazil-soccer-referee-killed-during-match-his-head-displayed-on-stake-midfield/?intcmp=trending

Not that your weekend wasn't bad, but

wearymicrobe
wearymicrobe Dork
7/7/13 8:43 p.m.
dean1484 wrote: Sounds like you should move.

The terrible thing is that I live in a insanely expensive, very well maintained area. Its just the open access spaces that a big issue. The beach, the malls, the parks its become white trash central. We had a riot not three years ago 1/2 mile from where I surf when a bunch (1000+) of people got trashed and bum rushed all the lifeguard towers. Swat got called in to round everyone up.

So no more drinking at the beach even for the responsible ones who did not cause the problems. The next year they found out its not drinking if you are floating so they built a raft village not 2 inches off the shore and proceeded to party until they stumbled on shore and got tagged for DIP charged. This year they are ferrying in people on boats and out so they cannot be arrested.

mad_machine
mad_machine GRM+ Memberand MegaDork
7/7/13 9:00 p.m.

sounds like the police should be doing more to keep the white trash out. I grew up in and lived in several seaside resort communities.. none of them put up with that kind of idiocy.

As for pushing down an old lady. I remember years ago watching an old lady faceplant getting off of the bus. Everyone walked around her and the bus drove off. I got out of the truck ( 36,000 GVWR boxtruck) and helped her up. The people behind me were -not- happy that they had to go around my truck

The_Jed
The_Jed SuperDork
7/7/13 10:04 p.m.

Trash comes in all colors around here, but it sounds like my area is a bit more tame than yours!

PHeller
PHeller UberDork
7/7/13 10:19 p.m.

I call it "anti-intellectualism" or "anti-consideration", that is, when people actively try to be shiny happy people out of spite or that being inconsiderate is somehow beneficial to them.

aussiesmg
aussiesmg UltimaDork
7/7/13 10:22 p.m.

Boy I needed that, I was just starting to miss living in a city

Catatafish
Catatafish Reader
7/7/13 10:58 p.m.

I'm not going to say that bad things never happen in Canada, but they sure don't happen ever day. Maybe move to a country that is actually known for being polite?

spnx
spnx Reader
7/8/13 12:40 a.m.
Giant Purple Snorklewacker wrote: Hahaha! Someday I'm going to catch one of these asshats who spit or throw stuff at me while I'm out running.

I have never been spit on or had stuff thrown at me when I'm out running.

Where the heck do you guys live? Is this a rural thing or an urban thing?

And why do they do it? Jealous of people being fit?

Swank Force One
Swank Force One MegaDork
7/8/13 12:50 a.m.

I've found in the last few days that people are disrespectful pretty much everywhere.

Have no concept of personal space.

Have no concept of their surroundings.

Have no berkeleying idea how to drive.

And are just generally incapable of the simplest thing such as WALKING in public.

I started shoulder-checking morons today who had tons of room to you know... slip in behind their group of friends instead of blocking the way for everyone else coming the other way. I also ran into a dude who decided to stop suddenly in the middle of the berkeleying sidewalk when he recieved a text or something. (I ran him down accidentally, but it certainly crossed my mind to just start running over everyone who decided to stop or go obnoxiously slow in front of me in the future.)

impulsive
impulsive Reader
7/8/13 7:28 a.m.
Sounds like you should move.

well don't move to Phoenix, this place is inbred ghetto trash city. Even the people with money act like trash, Paris Hilton must be a role model for them.

Giant Purple Snorklewacker
Giant Purple Snorklewacker MegaDork
7/8/13 7:33 a.m.
spnx wrote:
Giant Purple Snorklewacker wrote: Hahaha! Someday I'm going to catch one of these asshats who spit or throw stuff at me while I'm out running.
I have *never* been spit on or had stuff thrown at me when I'm out running. Where the heck do you guys live? Is this a rural thing or an urban thing? And why do they do it? Jealous of people being fit?

Rednecks are rednecks. Who knows. I've had people hit puddles on purpose, throw a drink cup and/or chew spit. It doesn't happen every day or even often but when it does you remember it - like the seed of revenge that might one day lead to a plea to manslaughter.

N Sperlo
N Sperlo MegaDork
7/8/13 7:38 a.m.

Oh you're from Cali. That explains some things...

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