Per Schroeder wrote: I thought you were supposed to rent the cow, not marry it.
No, it goes like this: why buy the cow when you are getting the milk already?
Per Schroeder wrote: I thought you were supposed to rent the cow, not marry it.
No, it goes like this: why buy the cow when you are getting the milk already?
"What's more embarassing then passing out at your wedding? "
Getting caught screwing a cow, that's what.
depending on how religious he is.. he cud go on to Bovinity college and become a priest
CGLockRacer wrote: One more... The spotted bride was in a field.
Or this...
iceracer wrote:N Sperlo wrote: He passed out due to the *udderr* embarrassment.
You can milk it either way.
Appleseed wrote:CGLockRacer wrote: One more... The spotted bride was in a field.Or this...
She was a cow. Cows are spotted. She was in a field. Therefore, she was spotted [while being] in a field. 
WHO YOU CALLIN' SPOTTED?!?
Hey, don't knock cows! They are almost always hired for the jobs they apply for.
Do you know why?
Because they are almost always out standing in their field.
Appleseed wrote: WHO YOU CALLIN' SPOTTED?!?
touche.
I was thinking this kind of cow.
So the cow was a victim? Did they ask the cow anything about the even? Perhaps it was consensual, even encouraged.
CGLockRacer wrote:Appleseed wrote: WHO YOU CALLIN' SPOTTED?!?touche. I was thinking this kind of cow.
hugh hefer?
mad_machine wrote:CGLockRacer wrote:hugh hefer?Appleseed wrote: WHO YOU CALLIN' SPOTTED?!?touche. I was thinking this kind of cow.
Moo-ssolini
You may notice that of the two animals in the photos above, only one is a cow...
Yeah, I don't think I'd want to try to milk the black one...
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