My all time favorite:
NTS means "not too sure".
Heard just now:
You may think you are sharp as a laser... but I'm not your cat.
My all time favorite:
NTS means "not too sure".
Heard just now:
You may think you are sharp as a laser... but I'm not your cat.
"You get paid the same for marching as you do for fighting".
"Try not to live up to all my expectations."
"Every 3 Minutes is a brand new day for you, isn't it?"
"If he had an intelligent thought in his head, it died of loneliness."
If you were trying to figure something out at work and started with "I've been thinking...", my one coworker would always hit you with particularly brutal "Don't think, you weaken the nation."
A few that come to mind:
"I'd agree with you, but then we'd both be wrong"
"It's like wiping your butt with a hula hoop–the crap keeps coming around"
"He/she has two brain cells left, and they're both fighting for third place" (usually in reference to one of my cats)
"i never got the cherry, all i ever got was the box the cherry came in."
When you need someone to solve a complex problem, he can lift heavy things.
02Pilot said:"Try not to live up to all my expectations."
Reminds me of "My days of not taking you seriously are certainly coming to a middle."
From Firefly.
I always liked saying "Good For You" when the need arose.
GFY for short.
See my tag line.
Also: Compromise means nobody gets what they want.
'You're a cheesecake'
Gets you out of nearly any discussion and now they want cheesecake instead of continuing said discussion
They couldn't pour piss out of a boot if the directions were printed on the heel.
See my signature.
The only thing [I/he/she/they] is berkeleying is stupid.
All fact, no tact
Someone blew out his pilot light.
PERFORMER, porn performer. They clearly aren't the star.
Sorry I'm late, I got here as soon as I wanted to.
You might not be the dumbest person in the world, but you better hope that he doesn't die.
Sometimes I think I'd be better off dead. No wait. Not me, you.
From Jim Rome:
You don't "get in" to porn. You "end up" in porn.
The lights are on but nobody's home.
That boy's not the sharpest tool in the shed.
Duplicate: You aren't the dumbest person in the world but you better hope he doesn't die.
So many...
From my mom- "Can't never did anything."
From my dad (a plumber)- "E36 M3 flows downhill" and "Pipe dope (sealant) is cheap, leaks are expensive"
From the USMC- "If you put him in a round padded room with two steel balls, in five minutes he would break one and lose the other." and "He couldn't find his ass with both hands and a map."
When someone says it's nice to see you- "It's better to be seen than viewed"
When they ask how you are- "Woke up on the right side of the dirt."
No matter where you go, there you are.
Rules are for followers.
914Driver said:"You get paid the same for marching as you do for fighting".
Corollary to this is: " When the enemy is in range so are you".
He couldn't organize a one car funeral.
If you see something that's a really good deal,
That'll come in handy if you never use it.
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