I'll berkeleying stab you, maaan!
Father stabs son over last beer
(CBS/AP) ROGERSVILLE, Tenn. -Police say a man in Tennessee stabbed his son in the leg after they argued over which one would get the last beer.
According to The Kingsport Times-News, Hawkins County deputies were called to a hospital emergency room after 21-year-old Brandon Crabtree showed up with stab wounds to the leg.
Crabtree told officers he and his father, 45-year-old Timothy Crabtree, were drinking together Friday night when they argued over the last cold one.
Timothy Crabtree told deputies his son pushed him to the floor and started assaulting him, so he grabbed a kitchen knife to get his son off of him.
Both men were charged with domestic assault, released from jail the next day and are due in court Oct. 29.
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When you think of all the reasons you might want to stab your kids... taking the last beer is certainly right up top.
Giant Purple Snorklewacker wrote:
When you think of all the reasons you might want to stab your kids... taking the last beer is certainly right up top.
"Say What" material right there.
Hey it's not Florida this time 
Hey, it's out of the norm. Not Florida, California, Ohio, or Pennsylvania.
Hmmm, didn't say what kind of beer. That could effect how I feel about this.
bravenrace wrote:
Hmmm, didn't say what kind of beer. That could effect how I feel about this.
You can bet your ass it wasn't a microbrew.
1988RedT2 wrote:
bravenrace wrote:
Hmmm, didn't say what kind of beer. That could effect how I feel about this.
You can bet your ass it wasn't a microbrew.
"Get off me Paw, yer squishin' my cigarettes! Gimme that last Milwaukee Beast!!!"
Natural Light, Bud Ice, Pabst Blue Ribbon. Could only be one of these fine, top of the line products.
