The other morning, I set out a trap of vinegar, sugar, and water, to catch what I thought were just a few drain flies buzzing around the bathrooms. In the 2 minutes that took, one of the little bastards went for my coffee! So I did a test, left my coffee on the counter about a foot from the trap. In an hour, my coffee had 10 little bastards in it and the trap only had 2. This told me a couple things:

they like coffee;

there's more of these little bastards than I thought.

they don't match pix of drain flies or fruit flies. So WTF are they?


 

spitfirebill
spitfirebill MegaDork
8/9/22 7:41 p.m.

I'll go with fungus gnats.  

Steve_Jones
Steve_Jones Dork
8/9/22 7:44 p.m.

They're caffeine flies, more commonly known as Caffleas. They get into the house through tainted bags of coffee, and hatch when you grind the beans. They multiply like rabbits because they're so juiced on caffeine all they do is berkeley all day. 
 

 

I have no clue what they are. 

MrJoshua
MrJoshua UltimaDork
8/9/22 8:10 p.m.

Edit for not reading well: you said no to drain flies. This does work for cleaning out drains/helping stop drain flies.

 

If they are the ones I think they are they lay eggs in the slime in your drains, particularly the garbage disposal. I bought some of the thick bleach based toilet cleaner and the cheapest toilet brush with a base I could find to clean out my garbage disposal and its rubber funnel/drain guard. That seems to help.

M2Pilot
M2Pilot Dork
8/9/22 9:12 p.m.

They're juvenile murder hornets.

No expert here, but look kinda like fungus gnats to me.

Russian Warship, Go Berkeley Yourself
Russian Warship, Go Berkeley Yourself PowerDork
8/9/22 10:35 p.m.

 

Though I think only one of them can fly.

GameboyRMH
GameboyRMH GRM+ Memberand MegaDork
8/9/22 10:37 p.m.

Phorid flies? I don't think they're fungus gnats unless they swelled up after they died in the water.

AngryCorvair (Forum Supporter)
AngryCorvair (Forum Supporter) GRM+ Memberand MegaDork
8/9/22 11:11 p.m.
GameboyRMH said:

Phorid flies? I don't think they're fungus gnats unless they swelled up after they died in the water.

We have a winner! I’ll take Phorid flies for $1000, Alex!

I'm foaming all the sink drains with boiling water, dish soap, vinegar, and baking soda. I'm also leaving traps with a mix of vinegar, sugar, water, and dish soap. I might put out another cup of coffee. For science.

MrJoshua
MrJoshua UltimaDork
8/10/22 12:25 a.m.
AngryCorvair (Forum Supporter) said:
GameboyRMH said:

Phorid flies? I don't think they're fungus gnats unless they swelled up after they died in the water.

We have a winner! I’ll take Phorid flies for $1000, Alex!

I'm foaming all the sink drains with boiling water, dish soap, vinegar, and baking soda. I'm also leaving traps with a mix of vinegar, sugar, water, and dish soap. I might put out another cup of coffee. For science.

Toilet brush. Chemicals don't scrub out the solids.

914Driver
914Driver MegaDork
8/10/22 7:38 a.m.

Does your coffee have cream in it?  

AngryCorvair (Forum Supporter)
AngryCorvair (Forum Supporter) GRM+ Memberand MegaDork
8/10/22 7:44 a.m.
914Driver said:

Does your coffee have cream in it?  

Just enough milk to make it cloudy, and a couple teaspoons of brown sugar

1988RedT2
1988RedT2 MegaDork
8/10/22 11:22 a.m.
AngryCorvair (Forum Supporter) said:
914Driver said:

Does your coffee have cream in it?  

Just enough milk to make it cloudy, and a couple teaspoons of brown sugar

Add flies for texture.

wawazat
wawazat SuperDork
8/10/22 1:39 p.m.
1988RedT2 said:
AngryCorvair (Forum Supporter) said:
914Driver said:

Does your coffee have cream in it?  

Just enough milk to make it cloudy, and a couple teaspoons of brown sugar

Add flies for texture.

And protein!

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