Dear new upstairs neighbor..
I understand we are living in an old apartment building and sound carries easy. I also understand that my 2 year old can yell a lot sometimes and its not easy on the ears.
But.
WTF is with the richard marx 24 hours a day at super loud volumes. Richard Marx, really? Seriously?
Ohh wait.. It just switched songs. It's now a 98 degrees song.
You know I am surprised that you get as much "nocturnal relations" time as you do with this choice of music. And.. I know exactly how many relations you have had since moving in, most of the county does.
Sincerly
Your neighbor..
P.S. Your bed springs need oil.
The joys of apartment living.
byron12
New Reader
1/23/11 6:55 p.m.
Who the hell is Richard Marx?
byron12
New Reader
1/23/11 6:57 p.m.
Never mind google is not my friend.
Let me set the scene..
Large shaved head black guy who has a friend in a curly haired older woman who's stomach sticks out as far as her boobs..
both about 50.
You're in the perfect position to take advantage of the drop in real estate prices. No house to sell at depressed prices. Buy a home!
1988RedT2 wrote:
You're in the perfect position to take advantage of the drop in real estate prices. No house to sell at depressed prices. Buy a home!
Ha.. I know. I sold my house in 2009, moved and joined a program at a company where I move every 8 months. Finally getting out of the program.. Though, I am alittle gunshy about buying a house again. I took a small bath on the last one and sold all my tools etc.. to be part of this program.
I'm moving across the country in June, I think.
Curently he is playing http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XwajTekSAcM
UGH!
They don't strike me as the typical Richard Marx demographic.
gamby
SuperDork
1/23/11 10:32 p.m.
Auto ADD wrote:
The joys of apartment living.
I hope I never have to do it again. 
alex
SuperDork
1/23/11 10:52 p.m.
stuart in mn wrote:
They don't strike me as the typical Richard Marx demographic.
One of my favorite random bar moments was watching a 300#, 6.5' hulk of dark skinned Dominican dude wailing 'Don't Stop Believin'' in falsetto at the top of his lungs.
mtn
SuperDork
1/24/11 12:12 a.m.
Auto ADD wrote:
gamby wrote:
Auto ADD wrote:
The joys of apartment living.
I hope I never have to do it again.
I just want to get out.
I will be pretty upset if I'm living in an apartment for more than 3 years after college. I want a garage.
Be thankful that he doesn't have a dartboard.
Ignorant wrote:
a curly haired older woman who's stomach sticks out as far as her boobs..
To save you extra typing in the future - this anatomical feature is referred to as a "gunt".
You need a mix tape(ha!) of gettin it on songs to blast whenever you hear him breaking the bedsprings. Start with classy stuff like "Lets get it on", move to cheesy with "Why don't we get drunk and Screw", and then finish with songs like NIN's "I want to berkeley you like an animal". 
Best done at times when your 2 year old is not home of course.
Giant Purple Snorklewacker wrote:
Ignorant wrote:
a curly haired older woman who's stomach sticks out as far as her boobs..
To save you extra typing in the future - this anatomical feature is referred to as a "gunt".
My friend Vivie calls this FUPA = Full Upper Pelvic (or Bob Costas) Area, I guess it doesn't matter what you call it as long as it doesn't come running !
No, no, no, that's F.U.P. Pronounced Fup, like pup. Stands for Fat Upper Bob Costas.
Play nothing but the first half of Frank Zappa's "Apostrophe" at top volume. They might quit.
Just go talk to the dude, strike up a conversation. Casually mention that you'd gladly buy him a new box spring if he wants.
That will get the message across that sound travels.
