This dude is seriously funny:
https://tampa.craigslist.org/pnl/cto/d/saint-petersburg-not-the-best-car-on/6909102286.html
I won't paste the body of the ad since it has naughty words that I do not know if the language filter will catch so you'll have to click the link.
He sounds like one of us 
"My wife says we don't need 5 cars"
What on earth you going to do when all 4 of the others go down and you have just sold this one?
Daylan C said:
"My wife says we don't need 5 cars"
What on earth you going to do when all 4 of the others go down and you have just sold this one?
She obviously means you need 10 cars, 5 is a scary number
Somehow, I imagined Poopshovel involved .
slefain
PowerDork
6/10/19 11:20 p.m.
As the owner of a 3-cyl 1999 Metro, I approve.
Needs more pictures, less words.
Appleseed said:
Somehow, I imagined Poopshovel involved .
Aaaaaaaw. Thanks. This guy is the man I aspire to be.
