Here you go. Warning: some (okay, all), of the jokes in this video are NSFW.
I prefer when mimes tell dirty jokes: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c-Oz1s3nb38
I have two words for y'all.
Soup Sandwich.

G_Body_Man wrote:
Soup sandwich?
Pork chop sandwiches!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L1BDM1oBRJ8
VERY NSFW, but hilarious.
http://youtu.be/V3Vgptnstyc
G_Body_Man wrote:
Soup sandwich?
As in, "That's as berkeleyed up as a soup sandwich."
They don't get much odder than "Late for Meeting." https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wBqM2ytqHY4
SOS Wheeljack NSFW!
Cobra Commander's Turkey Dinner NSFW!
Marvel at the accuracy of the voices.