Who wants a pet hippo?

http://www.buzzfeed.com/willio/pet-hippos-the-new-dogs-of-south-africa-460x

might sound all cute n cool until they poop... n them ain't gonna be like rabbit pellets

My first girlfriend was a hippo. Hey, it was a small town and not many girls to chose from. We did do some heavy petting. I'm just sayin.

Oh, hippOs. I thought you said hippIEs. I always wanted a pet hippie.

fasted58 wrote: might sound all cute n cool until they poop... n them ain't gonna be like rabbit pellets

Sure, that would be a pain to clean up....I'm scared of the size of those teeth, though!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aA7iAMTAWHM

Rated number 5 on the list of deadliest animals. Right behind crocodiles and elephants. I think I'll pass.

Hippo shmippo! A real man owns a Hyena!

White people.

1988RedT2 wrote: Oh, hippOs. I thought you said hippIEs. I always wanted a pet hippie.

UGh, those things smell awful.

That'd scare a burglar. Or at least confuse him long enough for the police to get there.

I will admit, that's a pretty awesome hippo. That said, if she decides to go on a rampage, no one survives. They may be cute, but they are also pretty scary when they're on the offensive.

...and then there's the aforementioned poop issue. I mean, sometimes my 2 cats out out a lot in the fecal dept. But a hippo?!

DoctorBlade wrote: That'd scare a burglar. Or at least confuse him long enough for the police to get there.

You mean the pet hippO, or the pet hippIE??

Trans_Maro wrote:

1988RedT2 wrote: Oh, hippOs. I thought you said hippIEs. I always wanted a pet hippie.

UGh, those things smell awful.

You know how to keep a Hippie from stealing your money?

Hide it under the soap.