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John Brown
John Brown GRM+ Memberand SuperDork
5/20/11 1:23 p.m.

Short notice but I can't see any reason why the Metro Detroiters, Mid Michiganders and the NE Ohioans can't meet up 05/21/11 around 5pm for the rapture...

bravenrace
bravenrace SuperDork
5/20/11 1:25 p.m.

Sorry, I can't make it. I have a meeting in Heaven.

joey48442
joey48442 SuperDork
5/20/11 1:32 p.m.

Im going to try!

Joey

griffin729
griffin729 HalfDork
5/20/11 1:33 p.m.

Dude, I would so love a road trip to SE Michigan, but even though it's only about a 4.5 hour drive; I do have to be at work at 6.

tuna55
tuna55 SuperDork
5/20/11 1:33 p.m.

I'll be in heaven too, if it happens. I am pretty sure it won't though, as the Bible pretty much says that nobody will know when it is before it happens... I guess those guys ignored that part of it.

Javelin
Javelin GRM+ Memberand SuperDork
5/20/11 1:44 p.m.

Us Pastafarians aren't worrying about anything but what type of meat to go with out spaghetti on the noodle sabbath.

16vCorey
16vCorey SuperDork
5/20/11 1:52 p.m.
bravenrace wrote: Sorry, I can't make it. I have a meeting in Heaven.
tuna55 wrote: I'll be in heaven too, if it happens. I am pretty sure it won't though, as the Bible pretty much says that nobody will know when it is before it happens... I guess those guys ignored that part of it.

Isn't that a bit presumptuous? Who made you the judge?

dogbreath
dogbreath Reader
5/20/11 1:54 p.m.

I live in Hell. I can take you guys on a cruise through some sweet countryside if the world doesn't end :P

Cone_Junky
Cone_Junky HalfDork
5/20/11 1:54 p.m.

So it's not the fact that he believes in the rapture that makes him crazy, it's because he knows when it will be? Interesting...

rotard
rotard New Reader
5/20/11 1:58 p.m.

If you could reason with religious people, there would be no religious people. lol

pilotbraden
pilotbraden HalfDork
5/20/11 1:59 p.m.
dogbreath wrote: I live in Hell. I can take you guys on a cruise through some sweet countryside if the world doesn't end :P

I have a good friend that lives on Darwen Rd,or as we refer to it, "the road paved with good intentions"

tuna55
tuna55 SuperDork
5/20/11 2:02 p.m.
16vCorey wrote:
bravenrace wrote: Sorry, I can't make it. I have a meeting in Heaven.
tuna55 wrote: I'll be in heaven too, if it happens. I am pretty sure it won't though, as the Bible pretty much says that nobody will know when it is before it happens... I guess those guys ignored that part of it.
Isn't that a bit presumptuous? Who made you the judge?

Nobody did, clearly, but according to the Bible, there are several instances where it clearly says that basically if you believe Jesus is your savior, then you're saved. I didn't mean for this to get overly religious (sounds weird, but I mean it), but John 3:16 covers it neatly and poetically. John was a cool guy.

tuna55
tuna55 SuperDork
5/20/11 2:03 p.m.
Cone_Junky wrote: So it's not the fact that he believes in the rapture that makes him crazy, it's because he knows when it will be? Interesting...

Well, according to my beliefs, yes. You don't have to share them, though.

tuna55
tuna55 SuperDork
5/20/11 2:04 p.m.
rotard wrote: If you could reason with religious people, there would be no religious people. lol

The only reason I am responding to this is because I just now noticed that we both live in Greenville.

John Brown
John Brown GRM+ Memberand SuperDork
5/20/11 2:13 p.m.

It's okay tuna, he's rotarded.

Cone_Junky
Cone_Junky HalfDork
5/20/11 2:15 p.m.
rotard wrote: If you could reason with religious people, there would be no religious people. lol

The only reason I responded to this post is because I believe it to be true.

I don't understand why some parts of the bible need to be taken literally and others just need to be interprited to fit with personal beliefs. Camping took them very literally and just crunched some numbers.

DukeOfUndersteer
DukeOfUndersteer SuperDork
5/20/11 2:19 p.m.

is there a "Lake of Fire" in Hell?

rotard
rotard New Reader
5/20/11 2:21 p.m.
tuna55 wrote:
rotard wrote: If you could reason with religious people, there would be no religious people. lol
The only reason I am responding to this is because I just now noticed that we both live in Greenville.

Then you might just understand why this quote is funny.

dogbreath
dogbreath Reader
5/20/11 2:22 p.m.
DukeOfUndersteer wrote: is there a "Lake of Fire" in Hell?

Nope. Lots of lakes of water, though.

tuna55
tuna55 SuperDork
5/20/11 2:27 p.m.
rotard wrote:
tuna55 wrote:
rotard wrote: If you could reason with religious people, there would be no religious people. lol
The only reason I am responding to this is because I just now noticed that we both live in Greenville.
Then you might just understand why this quote is funny.

Not really.

pilotbraden
pilotbraden HalfDork
5/20/11 2:29 p.m.
DukeOfUndersteer wrote: is there a "Lake of Fire" in Hell?

I have fished in "the River Styx", the crick that runs through Hell

dogbreath
dogbreath Reader
5/20/11 2:40 p.m.

Haha... don't forget to stop in Screamz Ice Cream Shop and pick up some sweet Hell merchandise for the kids.

Fletch1
Fletch1 Reader
5/20/11 2:46 p.m.

Thanks for the offer, but I'll pass. It doesn't sound like a good place to be:

Luke 13:28

Oh, and for the guy predicting the Rapture for tomorrow, he needs to read this:

Matthew 24:36

Cone_Junky
Cone_Junky HalfDork
5/20/11 2:51 p.m.

Well that settles it. He must be wrong.

rotard
rotard New Reader
5/20/11 2:58 p.m.
tuna55 wrote:
rotard wrote:
tuna55 wrote:
rotard wrote: If you could reason with religious people, there would be no religious people. lol
The only reason I am responding to this is because I just now noticed that we both live in Greenville.
Then you might just understand why this quote is funny.
Not really.

Engineers are usually "weird" Christians. What are your thoughts on Preterism?

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