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FlightService
FlightService SuperDork
3/25/12 12:11 p.m.
pinchvalve wrote: I think John Carter is a good indication of where the movie industry is today. That HAS to be rock bottom, right?

Don't give them a challenge!

Appleseed
Appleseed PowerDork
3/25/12 10:26 p.m.

I thought Freddie Got Fingered was.

Strizzo
Strizzo UltraDork
3/25/12 10:31 p.m.
Appleseed wrote: I thought Freddie Got Fingered was.

Let's not forget beetlejuice either

Osterkraut
Osterkraut UltraDork
3/25/12 11:06 p.m.
Salanis wrote: games like the Mass Effect series really do a good job

The ending was a huge turd though.

mtn
mtn PowerDork
3/25/12 11:22 p.m.
pinchvalve wrote: I think John Carter is a good indication of where the movie industry is today. That HAS to be rock bottom, right?

I don't know how good it is, but I wouldn't necessarily say that. It was written by the same guy as Tarzan back in the... 30's-60's? Somewhere in that range. And it has somehow never been a movie before this.

Salanis
Salanis PowerDork
3/26/12 4:20 a.m.
Osterkraut wrote:
Salanis wrote: games like the Mass Effect series really do a good job
The ending was a huge turd though.

I haven't played through number three yet. I actually need to be able to spend some time studying. Number 2 kicked ass though. I really liked Mordin, the Salarian. Interesting past and how he dealt with it. I LOL'd at his musical number too.

patgizz
patgizz GRM+ Memberand UltraDork
3/26/12 7:27 a.m.

last 2 movies i've seen in the theater:

The Green Hornet - i love it so much i bought the dvd(for $3 used on ebay)

Kill the Irishman - aside of a couple crappy special effects because it was a small time lower budget film, the story is awesome, kinda sorta close to historically accurate, and anything with Christopher Walken and fat Val Kilmer can't be bad.

Chris_V
Chris_V SuperDork
3/26/12 8:54 a.m.
mtn wrote:
pinchvalve wrote: I think John Carter is a good indication of where the movie industry is today. That HAS to be rock bottom, right?
I don't know how good it is, but I wouldn't necessarily say that. It was written by the same guy as Tarzan back in the... 30's-60's? Somewhere in that range. And it has somehow never been a movie before this.

Written in 1912 by Edgar Rice Burroughs, and is actually pretty true to the story. It looks derivative of so many other movies/stories because so much in SF is derivative of IT. And personally, I like it.

93EXCivic
93EXCivic UltimaDork
3/26/12 9:18 a.m.

Whatever you do don't go see Project X! It was horrible and I am pretty sure it is the best thing in theatres right now.

Giant Purple Snorklewacker
Giant Purple Snorklewacker UltimaDork
3/26/12 9:35 a.m.
Appleseed wrote: I thought Freddie Got Fingered was.

mtn
mtn PowerDork
3/26/12 10:13 a.m.
93EXCivic wrote: Whatever you do don't go see Project X! It was horrible and I am pretty sure it is the best thing in theatres right now.

Nah, 21 Jump Street has got to be better.

ThePhranc
ThePhranc HalfDork
3/26/12 10:17 a.m.
mtn wrote:
93EXCivic wrote: Whatever you do don't go see Project X! It was horrible and I am pretty sure it is the best thing in theatres right now.
Nah, 21 Jump Street has got to be better.

They could have used any other name but they had to take a childhood TV show and just ruin it.

93EXCivic
93EXCivic UltimaDork
3/26/12 10:22 a.m.
mtn wrote:
93EXCivic wrote: Whatever you do don't go see Project X! It was horrible and I am pretty sure it is the best thing in theatres right now.
Nah, 21 Jump Street has got to be better.

Oh yeah forgot about that one. I was kinda overblowing it though. It was just we were looking for a movie and having trouble finding one because we couldn't make the time for 21 Jump Street.

Wally
Wally GRM+ Memberand UltimaDork
3/27/12 2:46 p.m.

All the great movies and tv shows were made in the 80's. Micheal Bey realizes that the only way to improve on them is with more, bigger explosions and more cleavage. He is just giving the people what they want.

rebelgtp
rebelgtp SuperDork
3/27/12 2:49 p.m.

Lets not forget we have another GI Joe movie coming out this summer. However this time we have Bruce Willis as "Joe" and he will be at some point shooting from the back of an El Camino

Appleseed
Appleseed PowerDork
3/27/12 4:04 p.m.
93EXCivic wrote: Whatever you do don't go see Project X! It was horrible and I am pretty sure it is the best thing in theatres right now.

Wait? The one with the moneys that fly?

ThePhranc
ThePhranc HalfDork
3/27/12 4:10 p.m.
Appleseed wrote:
93EXCivic wrote: Whatever you do don't go see Project X! It was horrible and I am pretty sure it is the best thing in theatres right now.
Wait? The one with the moneys that fly?

That was a sad movie.

93EXCivic
93EXCivic UltimaDork
3/27/12 4:12 p.m.
Appleseed wrote:
93EXCivic wrote: Whatever you do don't go see Project X! It was horrible and I am pretty sure it is the best thing in theatres right now.
Wait? The one with the moneys that fly?

No imagine a bad version of the Hangover meets Blair Witch Project style filming.

kazoospec
kazoospec Reader
3/27/12 4:17 p.m.

Go see "Act of Valor". Plot: Terrible. Acting: Terrible (what do you expect, they are SEAL's, not actors). Live Fire Action Sequences (featuring Miniguns): Awesome. Watching how true professionals handle a firefight makes all the Bruce Willis crap look like the garbage it is.

mad_machine
mad_machine GRM+ Memberand MegaDork
3/27/12 5:52 p.m.
Salanis wrote:
Osterkraut wrote:
Salanis wrote: games like the Mass Effect series really do a good job
The ending was a huge turd though.
I haven't played through number three yet. I actually need to be able to spend some time studying. Number 2 kicked ass though. I really liked Mordin, the Salarian. Interesting past and how he dealt with it. I LOL'd at his musical number too.

friend of mine just finished mass effect 3.. she HATED the ending

poopshovel
poopshovel PowerDork
3/27/12 8:08 p.m.

I would like to think that if I was black, I wouldn't support movies that support, perpetuate, or encourage stereotypes about black culture. This is why I don't watch the F&F movies.

Appleseed
Appleseed PowerDork
3/28/12 2:10 p.m.

You just love Soul Plane, right?

scardeal
scardeal Dork
3/28/12 2:30 p.m.
kazoospec wrote: Go see "Act of Valor". Plot: Terrible. Acting: Terrible (what do you expect, they are SEAL's, not actors). Live Fire Action Sequences (featuring Miniguns): Awesome. Watching how true professionals handle a firefight makes all the Bruce Willis crap look like the garbage it is.

I'd have to say that's pretty accurate. Although, I'd rate the plot as mediocre rather than terrible. I hope the action sequences in it influence more mainstream action sequences.

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