why don't women get this?

16vCorey wrote: The worst is "If you don't know why I'm mad at you, I'm not going to tell you!". P.S.- I usually know why she's mad, but it's usually something so small and abso-berkeleying-lutely ridiculous to be mad about, if I can get her to say it out loud she usually realizes how abso-berkeleying-lutely ridiculous it really is. P.P.S.- This only works about 10% of the time, but I still believe it's a better option than "yes, I understand that you're mad because of xxxxxxxxx, but don't you realize how totally ridiculous that is?". That NEVER works, and following that plan you are guaranteed to make her totally furious.

It's way worse when you DON'T know why, and you get the "I shouldn't have to tell you, you should just know!"

Errrmmmm.... right. Well, i'm going to be over here. Call if you need me.

16vCorey wrote: The worst is "If you don't know why I'm mad at you, I'm not going to tell you!". P.S.- I usually know why she's mad, but it's usually something so small and abso-berkeleying-lutely ridiculous to be mad about, if I can get her to say it out loud she usually realizes how abso-berkeleying-lutely ridiculous it really is. P.P.S.- This only works about 10% of the time, but I still believe it's a better option than "yes, I understand that you're mad because of xxxxxxxxx, but don't you realize how totally ridiculous that is?". That NEVER works, and following that plan you are guaranteed to make her totally furious.

And that's guaranteed to make me furious. I have little to no patience for games like that.

914Driver wrote: Later when reconciling, making up, whatever, listen. Listen. Listen a lot; the female body is capable of fantastic things, but if you're a butt head and don't listen when she's on a rant, you'll never got to listen to the good parts.

There are others. There will always be others.

I have given up on those stupid arguments, now I just say what I mean then go to the garage until the war is over.

"Why are women on Facebook instead of in the kitchen making sandwiches?"

Funniest Facebook Group I have seen all year.

And hungriest.

Make me sandwich! No crust.

Seriously.

My shop is 4 miles from my house. I go there, turn the phone off, have a glass of scotch and wait it out.

Sooner or later she drives over and has calmed down.

Shawn

he he.... mine is 10 miles away from home, and scotch is an awesome way to wait out the tornado

i never understand about women

When I get sick of fixing a broken car, I get rid of it and bring something else home. That doesn't work too well with women. I tried it. I finally figured out I had to change my search criteria. Happily married now for 28 years. Out of 30, that's pretty good!

minimac wrote: Happily married now for 28 years. Out of 30, that's pretty good!

"Women, can't live with them, pass the beer nuts" Norm Peterson

Wally wrote:

minimac wrote: Happily married now for 28 years. Out of 30, that's pretty good!

"Women, can't live with them, pass the beer nuts" Norm Peterson

Women, can't live with them, can't shoot them.

mtn wrote: Women, can't live with them, can't shoot them.

Tom Arnold in True Lies?

I agree with what's been said. Their brains are just not hardwired to do that sort of thing.

And those flowcharts made my day haha.

Twin_Cam wrote: Their brains are just not hardwired

You should have left it at that.

Women have two wires in their heads. They aren't attached except in rare, infrequent occasions. In those occasions they are as logical and and easy to get along with as most men. Very few women have the wires permanently attached. I think they are all on this board.

Women got summed up well in a scene in The Break-Up. Her Goddessness Jennifer Aniston says "I don't want you to help with the dishes. I want you to want to help with the dishes."

That, my single friends, is pretty much what being married boils down to.

Toyman01 wrote: Very few women have the wires permanently attached. I think they are all on this board.

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The flow charts are priceless!

Appleseed wrote:

Toyman01 wrote: Very few women have the wires permanently attached. I think they are all on this board.

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Oh, hey, is that sucking up? It's working

ddavidv wrote: Women got summed up well in a scene in The Break-Up. Her Goddessness Jennifer Aniston says "I don't want you to help with the dishes. I want you to want to help with the dishes." That, my single friends, is pretty much what being married boils down to.

Similar to Rosie Perez in "White Men Can't Jump" when she askes Woody Harrelson for a glass of water. And he gets her one! "I have thirst Billy! I'm not thirsty." Or something akin to that.