Because the cat keeps the help from doing anything but NAPPING!!!
There is a Rhymes with Orange comic stip that features a hand from god pointing first at a dog and reads, "Your job is to make them get up and go outside", the next panel the hand is pointing at a cat and reads, "Your job is to make them sit and be quiet".
It has a true.
Yeah, I seem to have that problem, too.
...and this is when I'm under the spell of only one cat. Sometimes there's up to four of them ganging up on me.
Yeah... our cats do that to us too... last night we managed to break their spell and get a fair amount done in the garage:
installed RSB in the MINI; fixed flat tire on the Spitfire; rotated tires on the other MINI...
Oh yeah, they're the worst. The one on the right, is the golden retriever of the cat world. My friend's five year old used to pick him up around the middle with legs dangling, cat would just hang there saying "Mwhuh?" You could probably dress him up in doll clothes and he wouldn't mind. My friends shriek with laughter at his one and only trick: If you point at a basket on my counter and say "Spidey, get in there right now before you get an ass-whalloping - he crams himself in, upside down, hind leg poking out, purr emanating from somewhere near the bottom. Total goof.
Babies are the worst. Both my of kids had that pre-toddler "I'm so cute when I'm asleep" field that would invariably put even the worst insomniac out cold.
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