Wives. They say the darndest things

Me tonight. " can we have a 3 way with my therapist?"

Wife " no because I'm going to guess your therapist is a prostitute."

Is your therapist a prostitute?

Woody wrote: Is your therapist a prostitute?

What happens in therapy, stays in therapy.

Is she open to a 3 way with a non professional?

aussiesmg wrote: Is she open to a 3 way with a non professional?

Therapy is for opening up your heart and healing.

And boning

I'm thinking a 3-way with a prostitute would be a heck of a lot more fun than a three way with a therapist, for everyone involved.

Ensure it is the GOOD 3 way prior to accepting any deals

aussiesmg wrote: Ensure it is the GOOD 3 way prior to accepting any deals

http://youtu.be/Pi7gwX7rjOw

I'm hoping your therapist isn't a guy.

NO TWO MAN THREESOMES! (unless you are a woman... then... whatever)

When we lived in Ohio we used to have 3 ways all the time.

logdog wrote: When we lived in Ohio we used to have 3 ways all the time.

Eww skyline.

SVreX wrote: I'm thinking a 3-way with a prostitute would be a heck of a lot more fun than a three way with a therapist, for everyone involved.

Substantially less expensive, as well.

Giant Purple Snorklewacker wrote: NO TWO MAN THREESOMES! (unless you are a woman... then... whatever)

Does that allow for 3 man threesomes?

A three way with a therapist prostitute really does have rather limitless opportunities for failure.

I have been to orchard towers, but only for observations of the human condition.

US vs OZ

US

almost all brothels are taboo

OZ

(Melbourne city only) http://sexworker.org.au/Listings/BrothelEscort/ListofMetropolitanLegalBrothels.aspx

Giant Purple Snorklewacker wrote: NO TWO MAN THREESOMES! (unless you are a woman... then... whatever)

It ain't gay if its a 3 way.

"3 way (the golden rule)"

My wife asked me one morning while getting out of bed, "What do you want for breakfast?"

Jokingly I said to my brunette wife "A blonde or a red head"

Without missing a beat she said " Chopped, fried or scrambled"

SVreX wrote: A three way with a therapist prostitute really does have rather limitless opportunities for failure.

I saw a movie like that once. The therapist was a pretty lady with dark hair and so were some of the clients, except they had light hair. The pretty lady with the dark hair was my favorite.

Fueled by Caffeine wrote:

logdog wrote: When we lived in Ohio we used to have 3 ways all the time.

Eww skyline.

Ewwwwwwwwwwwwww.... CINNAMON in chili. There should be a law against it.

Well, there is a therapist, so the problems can't get TOO much worse.

Your wife is impeding your progress in therapy. Shame on her.

Would it be weird if I said I don't have a therapist