What the hell is this thread about, anyway?
What the hell is this thread about, anyway?
Sexist jokes, marijuana, extra testicles, kid jokes, dad jokes, submarines in the sky.... Man, this thread has everything
1988RedT2 said:What the hell is this thread about, anyway?
In reply to 1988RedT2 :
It's about 3 pages long 
In reply to mtn :
Disco pants and haircuts!
aircooled said:Keith Tanner said:The average human has less than two legs and less than two arms.
The average human has one testicle.
49.9% of the population has an IQ of less than 100
In reply to Keith Tanner :
After i'd pissed her off earlier in the class I wasn't taking another shot. She broke us up by dog people and cat people. When asked why I preferred dogs I said it was because cats were too chewy.
Wally said:In reply to Keith Tanner :
After i'd pissed her off earlier in the class I wasn't taking another shot. She broke us up by dog people and cat people. When asked why I preferred dogs I said it was because cats were too chewy.
Yeah, but what if CAT really spelled DOG? Wrap your head around that one.
My wife bumped “The Mothership”, our awesome 5-series Wagon, a few days ago. Nobody was hurt and only minor damages to the car, but I’m still looking at $1000 to complete the repairs.
She is now driving the tow car: Ford Expedition -00 with loud exhaust (earlier owner), aka “Fat Berta”, aka “The tow Fårrd”, aka ”The thunder Fård”.
I find this to be pretty a good punishment, so I’m in no real rush to give her the Bimmer back again. If we consider the day the BMW is fixed as “Day 0”, when is it, from a “length of penalty” perspective, reasonable to tell her it’s fixed and give her the keys?
The0retical said:bearmtnmartin said:I am more of a beer guy anyway. Never really understood the national rush to get the whole country stoned. I tried it in college and I remember doing a lot of puffing to feel an effect. Then 15 years later when I first got married I tried it again on a sandy beach in the sun. I was frightened to move it hit me so hard. I remember thinking it was not the same stuff as what I had tried the first go round. Now 18 years on I can't imagine how powerful it must be. It seems to me that if you are smoking dope nowadays you can't just be a little stoned. You are probably seriously berkeleyed up, and going about your daily business because hey, its legal now. All good.
Here's the NIH article on how potent weed has become as the market shifted from Marijuana to Sinsemilla.
TLDR; there's a few factors but the THC content has risen from about 4% in 1995 to 12% in 2014. Many head shops, in legal states, can breed it as high as 28% from advertised numbers. I don't smoke, or vape, but I bet that packs a wallop.
Jeeze, 1995 was about the last time I partook and I remember hearing that the weed of the day was orders of magnitude stronger than the stuff the hippies smoked at Woodstock. Today’s stuff must be paralyzing.
Streetwiseguy said:AAAAAAHHHH THE DOPERS ARE....well, they are doing exactly what they did before pot was legal. They are buying it, and smoking either a little, or a lot. Some seniors are trying it because they have heard it helps with arthritis. Some people have bought some because it seems like a new thing to do.
As to quantity, there is a thing called a one-hooter, which looks a bit like a cigarette holder. Put a wee bit in the end, hold the lighter up, inhale, put it away.
World isn't ending, and this is from a guy who's never smoked dope, and doesn't care to.
Savage. The discerning gentleman stoner uses hemostats. At least 18 years ago when smoking ditch weed all the way to the end of the blunt.
I started reading a horror story in braille.
Something bad is about to happen. I can feel it.
Did you hear about the guy who's entire left side got cut off?
He's all right now.
The wife said to go to Sears and get a Seersucker suit.
I went to Dicks.
You can't say the name Fudrucker's without smirking a little inside.
wheelsmithy said:The wife said to go to Sears and get a Seersucker suit.
I went to Dicks.
Word to the wise: if you are shopping at Dick's Sporting Goods and want to check, using your smart phone, whether they have something specific you're interested in, do not go to dicks.com. That is not their website.
Appleseed said:You can't say the name Fudrucker's without smirking a little inside.
It's even funnier if you've seen the movie Idiocracy
Camacho for President.
dculberson said:wheelsmithy said:The wife said to go to Sears and get a Seersucker suit.
I went to Dicks.
Word to the wise: if you are shopping at Dick's Sporting Goods and want to check, using your smart phone, whether they have something specific you're interested in, do not go to dicks.com. That is not their website.
Never forger the "L" wheen google image searching for grandfather clocks.
After the franchise wars, all restaurants will be known as Taco Bell.
Did anyone else want to see a Demolition Man spinoff movie about the franchise wars?
Why is it so loud at the cemetery?
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Because of all the coffin.
Appleseed said:Did anyone else want to see a Demolition Man spinoff movie about the franchise wars?
I didn't before, but I do now.
In reply to drsmooth :
Cat is actually dog for cat.
Indy-Guy said:Why is it so loud at the cemetery?
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Because of all the coffin.
So..... Why do they put fences around those cemetaries?
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Cause folks are dying to get in.
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