Rusty_Rabbit84
Rusty_Rabbit84 Reader
6/2/09 9:48 a.m.

Now Accepting applications.

  1. Silence, the Final Frontier: Where No Woman Has Gone Before
  2. The Undiscovered Side of Banking: Making Deposits
  3. Parties: Going Without New Outfits
  4. Man Management: Minor Household Chores Can Wait Till After The Game
  5. Bathroom Etiquette I: Men Need Space in the Bathroom Cabinet Too
  6. Bathroom Etiquette II: His Razor is His
  7. Communication Skills I: Tears - The Last Resort, not the First
  8. Communication Skills II: Thinking Before Speaking
  9. Communication Skills III: Getting What you Want Without Nagging
  10. Driving a Car Safely: A Skill You CAN Acquire
  11. Telephone Skills: How to Hang Up
  12. Introduction to Parking
  13. Advanced Parking: Backing Into a Space
  14. Water Retention: Fact or Fat
  15. Cooking I: Bringing Back Bacon, Eggs and Butter
  16. Cooking II: Bran and Tofu are Not for Human Consumption
  17. Cooking III: How not to Inflict Your Diets on Other People
  18. Compliments: Accepting Them Gracefully
  19. PMS: "Poor me syndrome" Your Problem . . . Not His
  20. Dancing: Why Men Don't Like To
  21. Classic Clothing: Wearing Outfits You Already Have
  22. Household Dust: A Harmless Natural Occurrence Only Women Notice
  23. Integrating Your Laundry: Washing It All Together
  24. Oil and Gas: Your Car Needs Both
  25. TV Remotes: For Men Only
  26. The Toilet : You can learn to leave the seat up

Haha, no offense to the "ladies" on this site...

914Driver
914Driver Dork
6/2/09 11:12 a.m.

Men Summer Classes:

Sex by yourself isn't half as much fun.

EastCoastMojo
EastCoastMojo GRM+ Memberand Dork
6/2/09 11:27 a.m.

Hey! I take offense to the word ladies being in quotation marks! Just what are you trying to say?

mad_machine
mad_machine GRM+ Memberand SuperDork
6/2/09 5:05 p.m.

hmmm.. I like Tofu too

Volksroddin
Volksroddin HalfDork
6/2/09 5:44 p.m.

You forgot Beer.......and yes there things I can inprove on...

porksboy
porksboy Dork
6/2/09 7:23 p.m.

I saw the title and read it as women summer DRESSES. Now dont get me wrong I'm not a complete pig but I love to see a woman in a summer dress. No baggy pants and blouses that dont fit because you think your fat. You are the way God made you.

JG Pasterjak
JG Pasterjak Production/Art Director
6/2/09 10:48 p.m.
914Driver wrote: Men Summer Classes: Sex by yourself isn't half as much fun.

Sounds like someone needs to work on their technique.

jg

Wally
Wally GRM+ Memberand SuperDork
6/3/09 1:54 a.m.

That's the next class

914Driver
914Driver Dork
6/3/09 5:34 a.m.
JG Pasterjak wrote:
914Driver wrote: Men Summer Classes: Sex by yourself isn't half as much fun.
Sounds like someone needs to work on their technique. jg

So you're saying you have perfected a way to make it as much fun by yourself?

You da man!

ckosacranoid
ckosacranoid HalfDork
6/4/09 4:56 p.m.
914Driver wrote:
JG Pasterjak wrote:
914Driver wrote: Men Summer Classes: Sex by yourself isn't half as much fun.
Sounds like someone needs to work on their technique. jg
So you're saying you have perfected a way to make it as much fun by yourself? You da man!

would that not involve sheep?...............

wbjones
wbjones New Reader
6/4/09 7:12 p.m.
914Driver wrote: Men Summer Classes: Sex by yourself isn't half as much fun.

but it is half as expensive

GameboyRMH
GameboyRMH GRM+ Memberand SuperDork
6/5/09 1:54 p.m.
wbjones wrote:
914Driver wrote: Men Summer Classes: Sex by yourself isn't half as much fun.
but it is half as expensive

What kind of overpriced Japanese toys are you buying?

I have to seriously and wholeheartedly agree on the topic of getting upset over the position of the toilet seat though. I don't leave the seat up, but women don't like it because they somehow back up ass-first from the bathroom door all the way to the toilet, and fall in. Not kidding. That's the reason.

aussiesmg
aussiesmg Dork
6/5/09 2:07 p.m.

Advanced classes for women who have mastered the basics

It is not ALWAYS his fault..........attendance to date 0

Giving you flowers doesn't mean he did something wrong..........attendance to date 0

Asking for sex means he does love you..........attendance to date -1

Sometimes when he is working late, he is working late........attendance to date 0

Having dinner on the table instead of watching TV.......lost in history

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