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Hungary Bill
Hungary Bill GRM+ Memberand SuperDork
1/7/15 4:01 p.m.
spitfirebill wrote:
ultraclyde wrote:
spitfirebill wrote: Fortunately, I've dated no crazy girls, but my first real girlfriend (let me feel her boobies) could lie like nobody I've known since. One day it was like I could suddenly see, and I saw that everything she had told me was a lie.
Wait, they weren't really HER boobies?
Oh they were her boobies alright. That's the only thing about her that was real. Her last name was the same as my favorite NASCAR driver, so once upon a time she told me that her uncle "Richard" would stop through O'burg, pick her up and take her to the races. That's just the beginning.

Lying about her Uncle "Rich" seems kind of "petty", don't you think?

athankyou

Zomby Woof
Zomby Woof PowerDork
1/7/15 4:28 p.m.

I dated a really good looking, extremely well built blond girl when I was young. I got bored and broke it off after a month or two. We ran into each other sometime later and things took off again. About eight months in, I was wondering why I ever let her go in the first place. She was incredible, and I was absolutely crazy for her, and thinking about our future together. Then she dumped me for a biker. I was devastated, and so stupid I never realized it until one of my friends pointed it out to me years later. She couldn't handle me dumping her, so she got back at me. Oh boy did she ever. I hurt for years over that. I saw her about 20 yrs later, and she still looked just as good.

My current GF is a smoking hot, but a serious attention seeker that I'm convinced is mildly bipolar. Fortunately my wife is sane and sensible so I have balance in my life.

chandlerGTi
chandlerGTi UltraDork
1/7/15 5:43 p.m.

This thread is worthless without pics.

Keith Tanner
Keith Tanner GRM+ Memberand MegaDork
1/7/15 5:56 p.m.
wlkelley3 wrote: There's only been 2 really crazy ones and I was married to one of them. First wife, we were both too young but with a kid it seemed the right thing to do although I did really care for her. Was serving overseas and writing letters (before email, 1970's) and planning future then get a letter from a lawyer stating she's suing for divorce and trying to take me for more than I had. Thankful for Soldiers and Sailors relief act, saved me. Found out later that during all those letters she wrote planning our future she was shacked up with her future ex-husband. She's on #5 right now. Our son has determined that she is bipolar. Second one was a Filipino topless dancer in Tacoma that wanted to settle down but her idea of settling down only applied to me and not her. Met my wife after the first wife and before the Filipino in Korea but I just got divorced why would I want to settle down again. Went back to Korea after the Filipino and hooked back up with her, I figured any woman that would wait a year for someone is worth settling down with. Been married to her for over 33 years now and have 2 grown daughters. We have our issues sometimes but I don't think I could find anyone else that would put up with me.

You know, you probably should change that to Filipina. Otherwise it reads differently.

Appleseed
Appleseed MegaDork
1/7/15 7:32 p.m.

This:

Now she reminds me of a $500 car that the owner's "gonna fix up one day."

Appleseed
Appleseed MegaDork
1/7/15 7:36 p.m.
Zomby Woof wrote: My current GF is a smoking hot, but a serious attention seeker that I'm convinced is mildly bipolar. Fortunately my wife is sane and sensible so I have balance in my life.

Am I reading this right?

wlkelley3
wlkelley3 SuperDork
1/7/15 8:42 p.m.
Keith Tanner wrote: You know, you probably should change that to Filipina. Otherwise it reads differently.

OK, you have a point. Done. Though I've seen it done either way.

RealMiniDriver
RealMiniDriver UltraDork
1/7/15 10:38 p.m.
Appleseed wrote:
Zomby Woof wrote: My current GF is a smoking hot, but a serious attention seeker that I'm convinced is mildly bipolar. Fortunately my wife is sane and sensible so I have balance in my life.
Am I reading this right?

I was wondering about that, too.

N Sperlo
N Sperlo MegaDork
1/8/15 4:40 a.m.

Love is a strong word.

My first "love" was extremely mentally unstable. My current love ('till death do us part) is just kind of mentally unstable.

Duke
Duke UltimaDork
1/8/15 8:28 a.m.
RealMiniDriver wrote:
Appleseed wrote:
Zomby Woof wrote: My current GF is a smoking hot, but a serious attention seeker that I'm convinced is mildly bipolar. Fortunately my wife is sane and sensible so I have balance in my life.
Am I reading this right?
I was wondering about that, too.

"Well, it's complicated, because of this problem with my ex-girlfriend."

"What problem?"

"She's my current wife."

Zomby Woof
Zomby Woof PowerDork
1/8/15 1:28 p.m.

Something like that

SyntheticBlinkerFluid
SyntheticBlinkerFluid PowerDork
1/8/15 1:52 p.m.

My loved my first girlfriend seeing that we were friends for many years before becoming official.

However, looking back, she had (and still has) a commitment issue. She's in her mid 30s and still goes through boyfriends like changing the toilet paper roll. She's never happy with one person.

She also liked guys and girls, so she couldn't make up her mind who she was happy with. She was also a master manipulator. She could always get people to get her things, but she would never pay the favor back (in more ways than one).

She dumped me in college, so she could meet other people. When that didn't work out for her, we screwed around for a short time before she got bored with me again and went looking for other people.

I am glad that I didn't stay with her.

trigun7469
trigun7469 Dork
1/8/15 2:00 p.m.

Agreed that each women was wonderful in their own ways, except those that were psycho stalkers they didn't understand the words of do not contact me, do not stalk me. 14 years later, she still tries to contact me and friend me on facebook.

Dr. Hess
Dr. Hess MegaDork
1/8/15 2:07 p.m.

Glad I don't FaceBook. It's like women hit middle-age and go through all the guys in their mind and say "Hey, I berkeleyed that guy, I wonder how he turned out..." then look them up on FB andsay "Oh, look, he has a job...." and start stalking them.

Curmudgeon
Curmudgeon MegaDork
1/8/15 2:21 p.m.

Sadly, a couple of ex GF's have died. That is guaranteed to make you feel mortal; I remember them as they were many years ago.

The one I let get away is married and as much as I'd like to I just can't bring myself to try to wreck that. OBTW: she combined a great personality with the best attributes of Christina Hendricks and Danielle from 'American Pickers', only no tats. No kidding.

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