Adrian_Thompson
Adrian_Thompson HalfDork
2/23/10 9:18 a.m.

Only in Japan. http://www.thinkgeek.com/stuff/41/superpiipii.html

aussiesmg
aussiesmg SuperDork
2/23/10 9:20 a.m.

Super Pii Pii Brothers promotes good bathroom skills and allows women to experience for the first time the pleasure of urinating while standing.

Too funny

mad_machine
mad_machine GRM+ Memberand SuperDork
2/23/10 9:44 a.m.

I am SO glad I was not drinking when I read that... somebody would owe me a new keyboard.

93celicaGT2
93celicaGT2 SuperDork
2/23/10 9:53 a.m.

What is this i don't even

alex
alex Dork
2/23/10 10:01 a.m.

Don't cross the streams!

914Driver
914Driver SuperDork
2/23/10 10:07 a.m.

What's the big deal, I saw a girl in Hustler doing that on a beach. [standing up] Japanese women are built different?

cwh
cwh SuperDork
2/23/10 10:34 a.m.

" I saw a girl in Hustler doing that on a beach. [standing up)"

I don't think that was a valid statistical example.

914Driver
914Driver SuperDork
2/23/10 11:20 a.m.

It's not, but it shows it can be done without adapters.

GameboyRMH
GameboyRMH GRM+ Memberand SuperDork
2/23/10 11:28 a.m.

So how realistic is this? Does the um, pressure vary depending on um, fluid level?

At higher difficulty levels it should also simulate a sneeze to see how you handle it

93celicaGT2
93celicaGT2 SuperDork
2/23/10 11:30 a.m.
GameboyRMH wrote: So how realistic is this? Does the um, pressure vary depending on um, fluid level? At higher difficulty levels it should also simulate a sneeze to see how you handle it

Oh god... the dreaded sneeze after a long night of drinking when your bladder is already full to the point of pain...

I always feel like i'm going to rupture open when that happens.

Jensenman
Jensenman SuperDork
2/23/10 11:53 a.m.

Now THAT's weird.

Back in the '80's there was this thing called a Sani Fem, basically a funnel shaped to allow a woman to pee standing up. Unless the user had perfect, er, 'installation aim' I don't see how it couldn't splash back on the pubes, making it IMHO less than sanitary, thus making a mockery of the name.

EDIT: Holy crap, it's still around.

mad_machine
mad_machine GRM+ Memberand SuperDork
2/23/10 11:56 a.m.
93celicaGT2 wrote:
GameboyRMH wrote: So how realistic is this? Does the um, pressure vary depending on um, fluid level? At higher difficulty levels it should also simulate a sneeze to see how you handle it
Oh god... the dreaded sneeze after a long night of drinking when your bladder is already full to the point of pain... I always feel like i'm going to rupture open when that happens.

Only thing worse than a sneeze during peeing.... is when you are running for the pot and holding your bowels in a most uncomfortible way

93celicaGT2
93celicaGT2 SuperDork
2/23/10 11:58 a.m.
mad_machine wrote:
93celicaGT2 wrote:
GameboyRMH wrote: So how realistic is this? Does the um, pressure vary depending on um, fluid level? At higher difficulty levels it should also simulate a sneeze to see how you handle it
Oh god... the dreaded sneeze after a long night of drinking when your bladder is already full to the point of pain... I always feel like i'm going to rupture open when that happens.
Only thing worse than a sneeze during peeing.... is when you are running for the pot and holding your bowels in a most uncomfortible way

Bad cough? Cure it with an entire bottle of Ex-Lax!

poopshovel
poopshovel SuperDork
2/23/10 12:11 p.m.

Mrs. teh p00 got a box of these for her burfday last year. The pic. on the box is berkeleying hilarious...almost as hilarious as watching your druken wife try to use one while laughing uncontrollably:

914Driver
914Driver SuperDork
2/23/10 12:17 p.m.
Jensenman wrote: EDIT: Holy crap, it's still around.

And then what, put it in your purse?

mad_machine
mad_machine GRM+ Memberand SuperDork
2/23/10 12:25 p.m.
Adrian_Thompson wrote: Only in Japan. http://www.thinkgeek.com/stuff/41/superpiipii.html

well,... what can I say, the supperPiipii is for the Wii Wii

DirtyBird222
DirtyBird222 Dork
2/23/10 12:26 p.m.

I thought I had a sick mind...you guys def one upped me.

93celicaGT2
93celicaGT2 SuperDork
2/23/10 12:30 p.m.

Japan: Bringing you 99.8% of the world's most berkeleyed up E36 M3 since 1948.

93celicaGT2
93celicaGT2 SuperDork
2/23/10 1:00 p.m.

OH by the way guys....

APRIL FOOLS.

mtn
mtn SuperDork
2/23/10 1:03 p.m.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qlYUTtckCgY

Lesley
Lesley SuperDork
2/23/10 1:08 p.m.

And here's the soundtrack: http://www.amazon.ca/gp/product/B0000004V4/sr=1-27/qid=1266942288/ref=olp_product_details?ie=UTF8&me=&qid=1266942288&sr=1-27&seller=

Cone_Junky
Cone_Junky New Reader
2/23/10 1:40 p.m.

Finally solved penis envy.

Is she required to clean up the mess around the bowl afterwards too?

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