Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?'
The girl said, 'NO!'
And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles,went fishing, hunting and played golf a lot. He drank beer and Jack Daniels and had money in the bank and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted.
Since my girl just left me, I needed this. thankyou
Is that a fairy tale, or a blueprint for happiness?
Damn it...that's where it went wrong
sounds like a pretty crappy life...where is the car wrenching, autocrossing etc.
I hate fishing, hunting and golf. Jack sucks, change it to Gin, and that is my life...with a girl, too.
A man asked his wife, "What would you do if I won the lotto?" She replied, "I'd take half and leave your ass!" "Excellent!" he said, "I won 12 bucks. Here's six. Get the berkeley outta here!"
maroon92 wrote: sounds like a pretty crappy life...where is the car wrenching, autocrossing etc. I hate fishing, hunting and golf. Jack sucks, change it to Gin, and that is my life...with a girl, too.
You suck. Way to ruin a good joke. Your punishment is to write 5 good jokes in this thread by 10:00 tomorrow morning so that I can read them instead of doing work.
On oneof the Porsche boards I read ther is a guy who's signiture picture is of his Huge Ford truck wiyh a motorcycle in the back towing his Spec 844 race car. the caption says somethign to the effect of "the lonly single life".
Don't post drunk, sorryy
A minister was completing a temperance sermon. With great emphasis he said, If I had all the beer in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river.'
With even greater emphasis he said, 'And if I had All the wine in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river..'
And then finally, shaking his fist in the air, he Said, 'And if I had all the whiskey in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river.'
Sermon complete, he sat down.
The song leader stood very cautiously and announced With a smile, nearly laughing, 'For our closing song, Let us sing Hymn #365, 'Shall We Gather at the River.'
Gearheadotaku wrote: Since my girl just left me, I needed this. thankyou
I hear ya.
Good post...thanks
confuZion3 wrote:maroon92 wrote: sounds like a pretty crappy life...where is the car wrenching, autocrossing etc. I hate fishing, hunting and golf. Jack sucks, change it to Gin, and that is my life...with a girl, too.You suck. Way to ruin a good joke. Your punishment is to write 5 good jokes in this thread by 10:00 tomorrow morning so that I can read them instead of doing work.
That was the joke....
LOLz all around! 
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