MadScientistMatt
MadScientistMatt SuperDork
7/23/12 1:09 p.m.

"Let's see, I need an excuse to get off work early today. I know! I'll just set a nuclear submarine on fire!"

Cone_Junky
Cone_Junky Dork
7/23/12 1:17 p.m.

Come on Ferris Bueller, just fake a cough like the rest of us

Woody
Woody GRM+ Memberand UltimaDork
7/23/12 1:42 p.m.

Hasn't this guy heard of Ipecac?

Anti-stance
Anti-stance Dork
7/23/12 2:03 p.m.

He got out of work early... Good luck getting out of prison early.

Edit: And shanking someone will not help with getting out of prison early, I hope someone lets him know that.

pinchvalve
pinchvalve GRM+ Memberand UltimaDork
7/23/12 2:12 p.m.

Good to know that we let psychos that close to our nuclear subs.

neon4891
neon4891 UltimaDork
7/23/12 2:14 p.m.

All special kinds of crazy right there. I wonder if his mental issues will be enough to get him off with an insanity plea?

chuckles
chuckles Reader
7/23/12 4:30 p.m.

Hey, his ex-girlfriend was seeing a guy of whom he disapproved very strongly. Cut him some slack.

mad_machine
mad_machine GRM+ Memberand MegaDork
7/23/12 6:11 p.m.

he was obviously out of sickdays

Will
Will Dork
7/23/12 7:04 p.m.

I am only amazed this didn't happen in Russia.

Curmudgeon
Curmudgeon MegaDork
7/23/12 7:24 p.m.

$400 million? Restitution should keep his great great grandkids busy.

T.J.
T.J. PowerDork
7/23/12 8:51 p.m.

Having served on 4 nuclear powered subs, the idea of a fire of that magnitude is very scary. The fact that nobody died while fighting it is fairly amazing. To think some piece of E36 M3 started it on purpose makes me angry. Prison may be a safer place for him.

Knurled
Knurled GRM+ Memberand SuperDork
7/23/12 8:58 p.m.
Anti-stance wrote: He got out of work early... Good luck getting out of prison early. Edit: And shanking someone will not help with getting out of prison early, I hope someone lets him know that.

Depending on how you do it, you may get out early.

Google "French Fries last words"...

Appleseed
Appleseed PowerDork
7/24/12 12:08 a.m.

Shoot his dumb ass out the torpedo tube at depth.

Wally
Wally GRM+ Memberand UltimaDork
7/24/12 9:02 p.m.

In reply to Knurled:

Aside from being a killer he seems like a fun person.

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