WTF? And Berkleying concussions.

Appleseed wrote: Option 4: Big motherberkleying dog.

HAHAHAHA... I actually have this at home, but the dorms would get mad at me.

Best luck for your room mate.

+1 on mace, and if you can afford it, tasers.

Oh, I suppose I should put in an update on him: no headaches, no dizziness, no confusion... Just kinda stupid, same old same old.

maroon92 wrote: I know "small" is relative, but which one does he attend? I went to a "small" university in Michigan, it was a good experience.

Hope College, Holland, Michigan

Unusual unprovoked violence could be a case of chav culture appearing in the US:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chav

Encyclopedia Dramatica may have better info but it's blocked at work (understandably).

"Unusual unprovoked violence" is what all men should be prepared for 24/7/365. Life is a contact sport.

I did some work at Bolling AFB about 15 years ago, 6 month construction project, company car, big paychecks, a perfect bachelor situation. I decided to go into the city (Washington D.C.) on a saturday night and hit a few bars and chase some tail. I meet a nice twenty something in a Georgetown bar and she suggests I go down to the street to another bar with her and her group of friends. I am game, the chick is hawt and I am easy, right? So we are walking down the block and I notice this guy come away from a chrome wheeled 5 series walk right through the lead pack of people heading right for me. I gave way a little to let him pass to my right and the next thing I know I am looking at the sky with a splitting headache and emptied pockets. Never saw what hit me.

We call them "Congressmen," JB.

GameboyRMH wrote: Unusual unprovoked violence could be a case of chav culture appearing in the US: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chav Encyclopedia Dramatica may have better info but it's blocked at work (understandably).

This wasn't chav, according to the second sentence there

Happened to me in New Orleans! I hung back to look in a shop window and when I went to catch up I saw 3 guys and a girl closing in on my buddy and our 2 dates. Johnny got suckered and went down and a move was made for the girls purses.....wrong! First I caught up with the girl and sucker punched her as I came from behind.. One attacker got a wicked punch to the throat from Johnnys date and the other got a 3 inch heel kicked into his ribs. Throat guy got a nut punch and a knee to the nose...out of the fight. Rib guy got a flat palm to the nose with an evil face rake with fingernails.

Last bad guy standing got a punch from me behind the ear (don't do this punch..it hurts like hell!). Then he ran off, leaving the other 3 laying there. Rolled them for $180 and continued on to the choral symphony!

Johnny still managed his solo with a bandage covered with electrical tape on the side of his head.

Bruce

John Brown wrote: I did some work at Bolling AFB about 15 years ago, 6 month construction project, company car, big paychecks, a perfect bachelor situation. I decided to go into the city (Washington D.C.) on a saturday night and hit a few bars and chase some tail. I meet a nice twenty something in a Georgetown bar and she suggests I go down to the street to another bar with her and her group of friends. I am game, the chick is hawt and I am easy, right? So we are walking down the block and I notice this guy come away from a chrome wheeled 5 series walk right through the lead pack of people heading right for me. I gave way a little to let him pass to my right and the next thing I know I am looking at the sky with a splitting headache and emptied pockets. Never saw what hit me.

Talk about a setup. That's been known to happen down here in Chucktown too. Chix meet a guy, invite him out to the next bar, their compatriot whacks the guy upside the head, compatriot and hottie split the $. Seems to happen to a lot of married guys (i.e. the girl is actively looking for wedding rings), they are less likely to call the popo. I mean, how are you going to explain this to the missus?

Glad the victim is doing better.

pete240z wrote:

maroon92 wrote: I know "small" is relative, but which one does he attend? I went to a "small" university in Michigan, it was a good experience.

Hope College, Holland, Michigan

So.....I live near Holland... What possessed anyone to move to such a conservative community?