poopshovel
poopshovel Dork
11/26/08 2:11 p.m.

....No, it's not improper use of ellipses. People who throw around art terms with no earthly idea what the hell they mean get under my skin. I had a customer who "informed" me just now that "Complimentary colors are colors that look nice together."

Other favorite misuses include, but are not limited to:

Hue (i.e. "Do you have that Blue in a lighter hue?,") Primary Colors (i.e. "I don't want any Primary Colors like orange or purple.")

(dorkrantover. I'm sick and I want to go home.)

ClemSparks
ClemSparks SuperDork
11/26/08 2:14 p.m.

I'm glad it's not the thing about the elipses...

...really glad about that.

I'm not into art, but recognize the ones you point out and I think any "field of expertise" is subject to this sort of stuff...unfortunately.

Clem

neon4891
neon4891 Dork
11/26/08 2:20 p.m.

Sadly, I don't even have my degree yet and I have already forgoten most of what I learned in my time as an art student.

poopshovel
poopshovel Dork
11/26/08 2:28 p.m.
I think any "field of expertise" is subject to this sort of stuff

Definitely. And I need to clarify - it's not the nice people that accidentally misuse these terms that piss me off. It's the know-it-all people who are trying to sound smart. This trait is especially common in people who consider themselves "Interior Decorators." Yes, even the 'professional' ones.

Tim Baxter
Tim Baxter Online Editor
11/26/08 2:32 p.m.

Attach your color wheel to a large blunt object. Ask them if they'd like closer look.

neon4891
neon4891 Dork
11/26/08 2:53 p.m.

shade, hue, intensity.

Duke
Duke Dork
11/26/08 3:04 p.m.
poopshovel wrote: This trait is especially common in people who consider themselves "Interior Decorators." Yes, even the 'professional' ones.

That would be "Inferior Desecrators".

Jensenman
Jensenman SuperDork
11/26/08 3:13 p.m.

'Obama won in an elliptical manner with hue and intensity.'

Tim Baxter
Tim Baxter Online Editor
11/26/08 3:23 p.m.

Meh. Saturation. That's where it's at.

curtis73
curtis73 GRM+ Memberand Reader
11/26/08 3:47 p.m.

I always loved being a contractor. One guy emailed me asking how much it would be to put Wayne's Coating in his kitchen. After I put wainscotting in for him, he asked about a Care Rail. I asked what he meant and he said, "you know the protective rail that cares for the Wayne's Coating so the chair doesn't mess it up."

That stuff that you put up in the eaves of the roof? Evidently its Soft-its. The stuff you pour to make a sidewalk? Kong-creek. I've installed Vinyl Sideling before, and even some King Moulding on the ceiling.

But I refuse to hang draperies. I'll put up drapes, though.

petegossett
petegossett GRM+ Memberand Dork
11/26/08 3:54 p.m.

My parents owned an art gallery when I was a kid. I remember their worst customers were all the interior decorators.

bamalama
bamalama New Reader
11/26/08 5:55 p.m.
Duke wrote:
poopshovel wrote: This trait is especially common in people who consider themselves "Interior Decorators." Yes, even the 'professional' ones.
That would be "Inferior Desecrators".

Heh, that's what I call 'em too. Seems funny to me that they are almost always the builder's wife.

Mental
Mental SuperDork
11/26/08 9:26 p.m.
Tim Baxter wrote: Attach your color wheel to a large blunt object. Ask them if they'd like closer look.

+1

MitchellC
MitchellC Reader
11/27/08 2:28 a.m.
petegossett wrote: My parents owned an art gallery when I was a kid. I remember their worst customers were all the interior decorators.

I can imagine. "Oh George this photo is gorgeous! It will match the sofa so well!"

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