You can't make this stuff up

http://firststateupdate.com/2017/05/ram-truck-forces-ford-into-analtech-ripping-new-hole-in-building/

Yes, "Analtech" is a legendary local establishment.

Sounds like that Ford really ripped them a new one.

Any word on if the Ram had protection?

Good to see someone doesn't take themselves too seriously in the news these days.

I'd have been giggling like an idiot if I was that editor.

I guess he'd rather be 'Rammed' than 'Stroked

G_Body_Man wrote: Any word on if the Ram had protection?

Well the advantage of crashing into Analtech is...you know what, I better stop now.

Lest anybody think no one could be stupid enough to name a company something like that:

And here's another view of the, ahem, penetration:

Duke wrote: Lest anybody think no one could be stupid enough to name a company something like that:

Used to always see their boxes around the university science labs. I too wondered what the hell this company was thinking.

Duke wrote: And here's another view of the, ahem, penetration:

There are some brown stains near that back door.

Does this guy work there?:

Some say that and Ford and Analtech are collaborating on a new full-sized SUV. I wonder what it will be called?

Duke wrote: Lest anybody think no one could be stupid enough to name a company something like that:

LuxInterior wrote: Some say that and Ford and Analtech are collaborating on a new full-sized SUV. I wonder what it will be called?

If they keep up their current naming convention, the "Enema"?

I see it parked in the rear even.

Duke wrote: And here's another view of the, ahem, penetration:

Looks like it penetrated at the back door.

Ah they knew exactly what they were doing.

Ram -Anal- Stroke - Cummin. You fill in the blanks. It is late and I'm tired.

Update: Following the penetration at Analtech's back door, a terrible smell has erupted, and a hazmat team had to be dispatched to deal with it:

https://www.theregister.co.uk/2017/05/24/analtech_ramming_yes_its_safe_to_click/

OMG, we've made it to the UK! Awesome.

Duke wrote: And here's another view of the, ahem, penetration:

it looks like its just the tip that went in, but now that the building has experienced it i bet it doesnt ever want to try that again... probably should have started with an s10 or ranger and then worked up to a superduty

Duke wrote: Lest anybody think no one could be stupid enough to name a company something like that:

I am shocked that nobody's graffitied a pair of hands onto that sign yet. And a ring.