...to understand this:
Other good exam answers:
...to understand this:
Other good exam answers:
I thought the first one was a proof that women=evil. Since "Money is the root of all evil."
Salanis wrote: I thought the first one was a proof that women=evil. Since "Money is the root of all evil."
I think you'd simply have to write a proof demonstrating that problems=evil. Then Problems=Women=Evil.
Carson wrote:Salanis wrote: I thought the first one was a proof that women=evil. Since "Money is the root of all evil."I think you'd simply have to write a proof demonstrating that problems=evil. Then Problems=Women=Evil.
No you just substitute the word "Evil" for the word "Problems" in the earlier proof. I haven't heard any saying that "Money is the root of all problems." I've always heard it as the root of all evil.
Salanis,
You're being pedantic again, er, still. 
billy3esq wrote: Salanis, You're being pedantic again, er, still.
What's really scary is that my boss noted today that I am less talkative and pedantic than my father and grandfather. 
The limit as beer approaches infinity=sex
what is the integral of 1/cabin? Natural Log Cabin!!
If you were X^2, I would be 1/3 X^3 so I could be the area under your skirt
Yes. I am a math major. Shut up, I have a lot more where these came from.
I tried being pedantic once, but I kept getting hung up on the details.
I like the second one. Integration sometimes makes me feel like that, too.
When I was in school many of us had t-shirts that said the limit of BSEE as GPA approaches 0 is BBA.
Not quite as funny as "Don't drink and derive," but still up there.
Step 1: Let a=b.
Step 2: Then a^2 = ab,
Step 3: a^2 + a^2 = a^2 + ab,
Step 4: 2 a^2 = a^2 + ab,
Step 5: 2 a^2 - 2 ab = a^2 + ab - 2 ab,
Step 6: and 2 a^2 - 2 ab = a^2 - ab.
Step 7: This can be written as 2 (a^2 - a b) = 1 (a^2 - a b),
Step 8: and cancelling the (a^2 - ab) from both sides gives 1=2.
Algebra has corrupted my mind.
mtn wrote: what is the integral of 1/cabin? Natural Log Cabin!!
= the natural log of the absolute value of cabin + a constant
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