You poor, poor Porsche

I feel sorry for this car.

http://www.autotrader.com/fyc/img_popup.jsp?car_id=265459298

Funny thing is someone put a lot of money and work into that thing.

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder.

Wow. You picked by far the most clean and tasteful angle of that thing to post, too.

I could fix most of that with a hair dryer... and the rest with some flat black paint.

nothing a paint job cant fix

That picture needs to be done in velvet and hung in a room with a blacklight.

I'd take it, no problem. A couple cans of Tremclad, and she'd be good to go.

I would drive it as is..."it's so fast, it filters the colour out of black."

sort of reminds me of "Bachelor Party" Porsche

dyintorace wrote: Beauty is in the eye of the beholder.

i'm "beholding" a $12 stick on hood scoop that is usually seen on rusted out old S10s around houston

I kind of like it. The paint reminds me of Fruit Rollups. Take the shaker hood scoop off (of a car whose engine is in the opposite end) and we'd be in business.

OK, and that grille needs to go too.

Alright, and for the interior, everything forward of the seats needs to be black.

Previous owner?

aussiesmg wrote: sort of reminds me of "Bachelor Party" Porsche

Stole the words right out of my keyboard.

You all can make jokes all you like but it takes a true visionary to put a hoodscoop on a 911...

what? yeah... okay... ill tell em...

hey guys! the 70's just called, they want their graphics back...

huh? what??? alright...

they said scratch that, never mind... they got enough of that already on the vans, so were stuck i guess...

There's an Optometrist down the street from work who got rid of his over-the-top 928 for a silver Cayman....and then stuck bright yellow window tint, headlight covers, and side graphics on it.

ILooks like it belongs to a member of the Jamaican bobsled team.

Lose the graphics and it's fine.

the scoop is obviously to supply fresh air to the captive oposing drug cartel boss locked in the trunk. Jamaicans dont like people moving in on their turf, and they're more than capable of defending their territory, but they're not complete barbarians, they dont want to suffocate their victim on the way to his execution

The overall graphics package looks right off a 1978 Ford Econoline Van. All that is missing is the giant whip CB antenna and bubble, port hole windows.

Inspiration:

BAAAAAAWWWWWHHHHH!!!!!

looks terrible!!

cough, Homo, cough.

gamby wrote: ILooks like it belongs to a member of the Jamaican **dope-smoking** team. Lose the graphics and it's fine.

Fixed

petegossett wrote: There's an Optometrist down the street from work who got rid of his over-the-top 928 for a silver Cayman....and then stuck bright yellow window tint, headlight covers, and side graphics on it.

You would think that would cut into his business. I mean, an Optometrist?

flat black + stock hood = win?

I think so.