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Horse semen on the menu at N.Z. food festival To feel like a stallion have a shot of horse semen, claim New Zealanders. -AFP Fri, Feb 18, 2011 AFP WELLINGTON - Long renowned for pioneering extreme sports such as bungee-jumping and heli-skiing, New Zealanders are now pushing culinary boundaries by serving up shots of horse semen to iron-stomached food lovers. The equine delicacy will be on the menu at the annual Wildfoods Festival in the South Island town of Hokitika next month, along with other gastronomic delights such as raw scorpions, chocolate-covered beetles and deep-fried grubs. "The idea is you'll have as much zizz as a stallion for a week afterwards," Christchurch racehorse breeder Lindsay Kerslake, who came up with the semen surprise, told Fairfax Media. He said the shots being sold at this year's festival on March 12 would taste like a milkshake and be washed down with an energy drink chaser. Organiser Mike Keenan said he expected many festival patrons would sample the shots as a dare, and he was prepared to put his own stomach on the line. "Yeah, I'll give it a go," he told AFP. Keenan said the festival began 22 years ago as a way of allowing city slickers to "get out of their comfort zone" and sample bush tucker. While much of the fare such as venison and wild boar is relatively unchallenging for mainstream tastes, Keenan said organisers liked to spice up the menu with more unusual offerings. In the past, these have included rams' testicles and bulls' penises, although Keenan admitted Kerslake may have set a new benchmark. "He thought these flavoured horse semen shots would be something different," Keenan said. "He working on a number of flavours, from vanilla, right through to strawberry and chocolate."

there are so many jokes with this one that I don't even know where to start..............

Talk about a load.....

I thought this was going to be a thread about bear grylls...

Instead I found it was something far far worse...

In reply to Capt Slow:

You need to cum to expect that from me. Errr uhh...

[six months earlier]

Mike Keenan: "Silly city slickers. I can get them to do anything..."
Lindsay Kerslake: "Anything?"
Mike Keenan: "Anything."
Lindsay Kerslake: "Seriously, I can think of something you can't get people to try..."

Curtis will do pretty much anything, right?

Straight from the horses... ugh... nevermind

"The idea is you'll have as much zizz as a stallion for a week afterwards,"

and now, ten jokes...

1. literally, or metaphorically?

2-10 zizz!

I predict a surge in breath mint sales in the area.

talk about a shot in the mouth....

The fact that some girls won't even "ahem", I just have no way of imagining this ending well. Where I'm from, you'd never live that down in a million years, similiar to the scottsman in the bar talking about how "if you berkeley one sheep..."

Rule 34 is only supposed to apply to the Internet, not meatspace!

NINJAEDIT: I just realized how poorly I chose the last word of that sentence.

Um, who extracts the semen from the horse?

Maybe the work experience kid at the stables or something. "Just take this bucket..."

It would probably go over well here World Testicle Festival

Luke wrote: Um, who extracts the semen from the horse? Maybe the work experience kid at the stables or something. "Just take this bucket..."

Sadly, the guy who does it probably has a phd and make 200k per year

Luke wrote: Um, who extracts the semen from the horse? Maybe the work experience kid at the stables or something. "Just take this bucket..."

Actually, there is such thing as a horse ejaculator. I know a couple of veterinarians who have one (or maybe it is for bovine, but same difference). IIRC (I could be mistaken) most horse breeding that is not for thoroughbreds is done artificially.

I thought Tequila was rough.

RexSeven wrote: Rule 34 is only supposed to apply to the Internet, not meatspace! NINJAEDIT: I just realized how poorly I chose the last word of that sentence.

Win. As badly as this thread frightens me; this statement is a win. :)

Send in the guys from Jackass, this is right up (or down) their alley

I've always wanted to go to the Land of the Long White Cloud. Now I'm not so sure. If I ever do, I damn sure won't order a milkshake.

I could have gone my entire life without reading this story.

Never underestimate the power of human stupidity.

cardiacdog wrote: Send in the guys from Jackass, this is right up (or down) their alley

Was just talking about that with someone. Apparently when they tried it, they threw it up. Or maybe we were thinking of something else.

The recently deceased Ryan Dunn tried that in #2. Only time I have ever see Knoxville nearly loose his lunch...can't blame him either.

Interesting that the canoe found a thread on horsey baby batter.