Your life, as told by?

Jason Statham- he does a great job on Truth in 24

Heath Ledger's Joker, or regular Jack Nicholson - either would suffice

...or the dos equis guy

It will be as easy to understand and you will be interested for about as long as his other books.

Any mute would do.

Gibby Haynes

Jeff Foxworth or Larry the Cable Guy. Either would do.

I can't take my life too seriously, and no one else should either.

Al Bundy.

David Mitchell

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gQ6_cRX1HLs

John Cleese

FTMFW!

Peter Cullen, in Optimus Prime's voice!!

Or Bruce Campbell... I have one of his audio books, "Make Love, The Bruce Campbell Way" and it cracks me up.

pilotbraden wrote: Gibby Haynes

I read this as Gabby Hayes. That'd work for me!

Penn Jillette.

My first thought was "Richard Dawkins, because he would HATE having to read it."

My second thought was Stephen Colbert. I'd probably want to leave in all his off-hand remarks.

Henry Rollins. I know he'd appreciate the DIY approach my earlier life had. He might also lend the appropriate punk approach to the more train wreck parts of my life.

If you've never heard some of his spoken word stuff (including some documentary work on Discovery) it might surprise you.

JtspellS wrote: Just thought of another one, Bill hicks

Damn. We're doing alive or dead? I call MLK.

Jeff Bridges, in character as The Dude.

I've heard of most of these, with Sam Elliott being a bit of a surprise. Don't get me wrong, I think he has a great voice (makes me want to drive a Ram truck and eat beef 24/7) and I love what he's been able to do with a mustache and a smirk...he's managed to build a whole acting career with those 2 "assets".

But I have to ask:

WHO IS Gibby Haynes?

Actually, I reconsider;

Timothy Olyphant, in the character of Marshall Raylan Givens

integraguy wrote: But I have to ask: WHO IS Gibby Haynes?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gibby_Haynes

The front man for the Butthole Surfers

Adam West

In reply to SillyImportRacer:

Excellent choice!